And now for the real perfect pussy

Sexual preferences are like tastes, there are no rules. But when it comes to preferences for vulvas, the real men get separated from the boys who are afraid of real sex.

So here's the perfect pussy for men (not for boys):

-not shaven at all (that's for subconscious pedophiles and infantilist boys who are afraid of Woman)
-big protruding labia minora, clearly visible (not hidden, that's for boys who are afraid of Woman)

In short, the uncultured vulva - the last spot on a woman's body that doesn't have to obey the rules of the West's angst for real sex or that doesn't have to conform to hygienistic, infantile marketing norms.

The more uncivilized the vulva, the more beautiful she gets and the more passionate man's desire.

 

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, yuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkk. I'm a leg man myself. Do you go by the name of Piltdown or Neatheatral?

 

I actually shave for non sexual reasons and it doesn't make me any less of a woman for shaving and it doesn't make a man any less of a man if he likes it. That is why it is called a preference. I don't shave all of it but I like having my lips and bikini line shaved. I have a short vaginal canal and can't use tampons comfortably. I wear pads.. and to be honest it hurts like fuck when a pad rips out pubic hair... or prolly too much info on this one but since you are so ignorant on thinking that preference makes you a man or a boy I'm going to say it anyway..... when menstration juices tangle in the hair and you got this clumped up mess... NO FUCKING THANK YOU.

I rather just not deal with it... it's cleaner, it smells fresher..

It's a plus that when I shave it makes me even wetter then I normally am.

 

Gee, Weeble, I really feel I'm getting to know you!!!

 

Oh if only that were all true. I would love to just stop taking care of anything at all down there, and worrying about it too.

 

mine.

 

Am I the only one that notices the display of ageism here?

Nope, didn't think so. Weeble raises some great points about PREFERENCES. One can't say what a "real man" should prefer, or what "separates" a "real" man from a "boy" when one is talking about things like this.

 

Man, that is one nasty chookie.

I guess that makes me a boy afraid of sex.

Or just afraid to stick my face in a huge bush, only to have my tongue removed by monstrous twat lips.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

OH NO IT'S THE HAIRY TWAT MONSTER!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!

 

I have no fear of an unshaven vagina. But I think it's a real bonus not having to go into the bathroom to pick pubes out of my teeth.

 

Just lick with broad strokes, and if a hair sticks on your tongue or teeth, just spit it out and keep licking. It's a handy technique. When Woman hears you spit, she thinks you're nasty but she enjoys it anyways.

To me, sex must be dirty, or it is not sex.

Which reminds me of Napoleon, who famously said to Josephine: [size=-1]"Home In Three Days. Don't Wash."

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ok sounds like you have it down.

This thread reminds me of the first and only time i did it with a girl who didn't shave her armpits. For some reason I was incredibly turned on by it.

 

I can go with that. I would even add in a liking for body hair.

 

no, that's for guys that don't like having a mouthful of hair.

 

too be perfectly honest.

I agree, men shave their faces in some cases cus women complain it hurts when they kiss stubble etc, so we should rise up and demand they shave erogenous zones because its easier to wade through a nice flat green rather than a rain forest.

^^, just a suggestion though really, i'm not one to argue with the ladies ^^

 

Either way is fine, after all its the womans choice! Personally I prefer if they wax, no stubble at all!

 

Yeah, I'm inclined to say either one has its benefits and its up to the lady. I think john schlongs criticism of the shaved twat is a bit harsh.

 

Very well said, Weeble! BIG TMI HERE---but while I don't shave I do trim and it makes having my period much less messy and painful. I also wear pads (for my own reasons, of course). You have no idea what it's like to take off a pad in a hurry and feel the hair on one of the most sensitive parts of your body part your skin. Plus it's a terrible pain having to make sure the blood doesn't stick to your hairs and cause them to stick to each other. END OF TMI!

So while it's nice to know that the O.P likes his women natural, sometimes it's just not possible for the few of us who can't be bothered to take those painful yet important steps to staying natural.

 

i prefer a man with stubble...it actually felt really nice for me when he would go down on me. the tickles all across the skin, regardless of where he was kissing added to the pleasure.

but i like to be shaved. i trimmed and it was short for awhile and my partner at the time liked it much better because it made everything more...accessible. but i started shaving completely and i like it a lot more. i feel clean for some reason and it was so sensitive the first day or two after i shaved it all off i was exceptionally turned on.

but since i don't get a period i don't know if it helps. but from personal experience being bushy down there is really a pain in the ass during your period. so i figure try it at least once, see what you like more.

 

<Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yummy. You can't beat a girl talking about her nether regions, despite certain bits of the subject matter.