...and now LADIES, if you had a dick for a day ?

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by stoney69, Feb 16, 2006.

  1. stoney69

    stoney69 Member

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    ihmurria, and others ..what would you do ?
     
  2. Bella_Donna

    Bella_Donna *Femme Fatale*

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  3. stoney69

    stoney69 Member

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    oops then! how do you delete ?
     
  4. Maggie Sugar

    Maggie Sugar Senior Member

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    I'd make sure my employer knew, so my income would increase by 35%.

    (lol, I'm self employed, but if I was working for someone else.......;) )
     
  5. YellowBellyHippy

    YellowBellyHippy Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I would fuck every hole I could find. I would also stick my dick in holes in fences.:H I would masturbate all day long too....
     
  6. weaselpop

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    I would take a piss (oh, the hilarity)

    Then i would fuck every hole/wank all day!

    I might also try my hand at penis oragami....
     
  7. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    Don't get me started.....

    I think it really hilarious to read these. I've seen this meme played out and it always goes the same way.

    Basically "I would repeatedly, over and over again, use this on as many women as I could."

    You would RAPIDLY find out that

    1) Number of times in a given time span isn't as often as you would care to think - this scenario would not pan out. In as much as you wouldn't be able to eat every item in a grocery store if you had a day to eat whatever you wished.

    2) You'd also find out that women don't take too kindly to "listen, I'm on a deadline, how about we sleep RIGHT NOW?" most women wait what is it three dates? Or expect something in return first. In fact almost all of them. In fact, if there's an area in which women would agree to retire to the nearest horizontal soft object in response to such a request, please let me know where it is. Of course, I'd make sure I had tons of antivirals on board......

    Now, as for the man with female genitalia thread, hey at the right bar, the line would form to the left. NOT SO for the opposite side of the equation.
     
  8. weaselpop

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    Yeah, great job of using logic in an illogical scenario, Goth!
     
  9. diamondsontheinside

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    I'd call in sick and lock all the doors. And then I'd go to town on myself. I'd also really love to have sex with someone. BUt I think the first thing I would want to do... is go write my name in the snow. lol i have ALWAYS wanted to do taht!
     
  10. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    Haha! I would definitely masturbate. I still don't get how that all works with guys.
     
  11. Biggen

    Biggen Banned

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    All it takes is friction. Yep, simple creatures we are.
     
  12. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    I already do.

    Oh ho ho.
     
  13. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    Mrs. H -


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    repeat if necessary

    What could be simpler?
     
  14. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    Haha! I gotcha!

    ;)

     
  15. urbangal

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    if I was hot sexy guy w/ a gun I'd kidnap Jake & Heath and make them kiss with lots of sloppy tonguing while I wanked it til it was raw & bleeding.

    <stupid porn talk>
    Yeah, bitches yeah. Suck that tongue. Spit on him yeah bitch yeah! Yeah sexy fuckers, slap each other's asses yeah yeah! Fuckin bitches so sexy yeah! Mount him, Jake yeah mount him like the dog and hump his ass. Ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah fuckin sexy bitches!
    </stupid porn talk>

    Then like the next day I'd feel all guilty and stuff.
     
  16. shadowd_dreamr

    shadowd_dreamr Senior Member

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    If I had one for a day I would pee on a public building, write my name in the snow, give a chick a face shot, *video tape it*, jerk off a couple times I'm sure, *video tape it*, Fuck in every position I could think of, *video tape it*.. oh man I'm sure I would be arrested at some point.
     
  17. IronGoth

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    Once again, it's the finding the willing accomplices that's the problem

    and

    Once again, you'd find after once or twice you're really not interested in anything further. In fact, waking up would be something that would anger you.
     
  18. dewaholic

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    I've thought about this before. I would fuck anything from pies, a hole in a chair, I'd try to fuck as many inatimate objects as i could. & most importantly I'd finally pee standing up ( without making a mess)
     
  19. Rigamarole

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    Thou hath made this claim many atime toolmaggot.

    Thinketh I: Thy claims be spurious!

    'Bout time you posted some proof. (the raunchier the photo the better)
     
  20. Charise

    Charise Naked to the Cosmos

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    I'd want to see how it feels to ejaculate, how the semen feels when it flows through a guy's dick-how it compares to my orgasm. Also, I'd want to see how it feels to ejaculate in a girl's vagina-How the vaginal heat and wetness and tightness feels gripping/surrounding his dick-see what my vaginal contractions feel like to him as they grip his dick as I come-also what it feels like to pull the skin back and forth and masturbate-does that "sweet" feeling feel the same in a guys dick as in my clitoris? I guess I'll never know.
     

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