announcing...!

The engagement of myself and Claire of this parish ... we've got to know each other these past months and she has finally succumbed ... er, agreed to marry me. As I am a fundamentalist Christian (as you all must know by now) it was the only way I would let Claire have her wicked way with me.

Everyone's invited!

 

OI!

You're still engaged to me!

 

Everyone's invited to have their wicked way with you?! Oh my!

 

Eeek! Sshhh or I'll cut ya!

 

Can I be the vicar?

 

OI!

He's my innocent iccle cherub

I loves him deeply from the bottom of his bank balance eeek! I mean my heart

 

He's mine you cow

*BITCH FIGHT*

 

Okay this time I'm getting in quickly.....I want to be matron of honour......I want to be matron of honour...........

 

No you have to save the fighting , hair pulling etc etc for the actual day!

 

Yayaya!

Just need to find a best man that will keep him off the wine

 

I'll let you be a bridesmaid honey:X

 

I thought you two were "Like brother and sister"?

Incest

 

That's what makes it so kinkeh Bob

 

Fine

I don't need EITHER of you anyway

 

*sigh* just let it drop

 

If we all move to Saudi Arabia I can marry you both

Oh and Tulip too

 

I TOLD YOU!!!!! Once we get married I am having none of this behavior ya kinkeh old bugger

 

Fine. Be like that!

 

Tulip's already married I don't think she wants YOU

 

OK, so Paul is the vicar, Bob is a bridesmaid, Moominmamma is the matron of honour .. just need a best man and someone to give Claire away...