The engagement of myself and Claire of this parish ... we've got to know each other these past months and she has finally succumbed ... er, agreed to marry me. As I am a fundamentalist Christian (as you all must know by now) it was the only way I would let Claire have her wicked way with me. Everyone's invited!
OI! He's my innocent iccle cherub I loves him deeply from the bottom of his bank balance eeek! I mean my heart
Okay this time I'm getting in quickly.....I want to be matron of honour......I want to be matron of honour...........
OK, so Paul is the vicar, Bob is a bridesmaid, Moominmamma is the matron of honour .. just need a best man and someone to give Claire away...