announcing...!

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by showmet, Nov 11, 2004.

  1. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    The engagement of myself and Claire of this parish ... we've got to know each other these past months and she has finally succumbed ... er, agreed to marry me. As I am a fundamentalist Christian (as you all must know by now) it was the only way I would let Claire have her wicked way with me.

    Everyone's invited!
     
  2. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    OI!

    You're still engaged to me!
     
  3. tulip

    tulip Member

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    Everyone's invited to have their wicked way with you?! Oh my! :p
     
  4. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Eeek! Sshhh or I'll cut ya!
     
  5. Paul

    Paul Cheap and Cheerful

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    Can I be the vicar?
     
  6. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    OI!

    He's my innocent iccle cherub:)

    I loves him deeply from the bottom of his bank balance eeek! I mean my heart:D
     
  7. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    He's mine you cow :p

    *BITCH FIGHT*
     
  8. moominmamma

    moominmamma Member

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    Okay this time I'm getting in quickly.....I want to be matron of honour......I want to be matron of honour...........
     
  9. moominmamma

    moominmamma Member

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    No you have to save the fighting , hair pulling etc etc for the actual day!
     
  10. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    Yayaya!

    Just need to find a best man that will keep him off the wine:eek: :p
     
  11. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    I'll let you be a bridesmaid honey:X
     
  12. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    I thought you two were "Like brother and sister"?

    Incest
     
  13. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    That's what makes it so kinkeh Bob:p
     
  14. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    Fine

    I don't need EITHER of you anyway :p
     
  15. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    *sigh* just let it drop:rolleyes:
     
  16. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    If we all move to Saudi Arabia I can marry you both:eek:

    Oh and Tulip too:)
     
  17. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    I TOLD YOU!!!!! Once we get married I am having none of this behavior ya kinkeh old bugger:p
     
  18. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Fine. Be like that! :p
     
  19. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    Tulip's already married :p I don't think she wants YOU :p
     
  20. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    OK, so Paul is the vicar, Bob is a bridesmaid, Moominmamma is the matron of honour .. just need a best man and someone to give Claire away...
     

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