Another Way To Measure Your Erect Penis

Here's a different type of way of being able to measure the length of your erect penis.

Place the edge of one of your hands & your other hand / fingers against the base of your penis & up to the full length of your erection & then you can show her it's true length instead of using inches as the most common measurement.
She may just like the look of your hand as a guide / ruler rather than her trying to imagine what a certain inch length may look like if you tell her it's 6 inches or so?

Then if the chance ever came & another woman (apart from your partner) asked you 'how big is yours' - you can reveal it in a more jokingly type of manner. No one else may know what your indicating to her at all - unless they ask & you can think of another different way to answer & to cover up your real reasons?
My penis is exactly the height of 8 of my fingers placed side by side (2 hand widths)
Looks more impressive that way!
The bigger the hand, the bigger the penis?

 

It is my pleasure to announce another way. Just come to my house, get it hard, and I will measure it. Then I'll enter the number into a spread sheet and keep it for all eternity.

 

Lol. I'll start saving for air fare right now.

 

She didn't mention any activities beyond measuring it and making a record. Could be an expensive and frustrating trip.

 

Dont forget to set format for numbers with 4 decimal places

 

I'm just gunna throw this out here... Are you cheating/planning on cheating on your partner?

It seems almost every thread you make there's a 'another woman who isn't your partner' or a 'would you do this if you had a partner' ... Suspicions arise.

 

There's my tin foil hat.. thanks for keeping it warm for me

 

I know, and she didn't mention any help in the "getting it hard" process either, but that's okay. I'll go just for the measurement. :tongue: Besides, I'm sure I could find more to do than just have my erection measured.

 

Hey, hey, just hold on a minute. I didn't SPECIFY how to "get it hard". Nor did I mention my measuring methods. It's important to not give away all the details. You know, patent pending reasons.

 

Actually, it would be the bigger the hand, the smaller the penis, and vice versa.

As a point of interest though, horses are still measured in hands - although that refers to their height, not penis size.

 

Yes, men always get random women asking them how big their dick is. You know, because they're REALLY interested, and because of course men are always honest.

 

measure it with your throat

 

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I have a few woman I have worked with for a few years & we have all joked about sexual parts / acts & just to make our meal break more interesting at times. But we do talk about other subjects & sometimes they lead to sex topics in an amusing way. We have a close bond friendship & touch each other occassionally - but not sexually. We are all married or have partners.

Re: If I had a partner comments - there are some things my wife doesn't like me performing on her & others she has no problems with. Sometimes I fantasise on how it would feel if she was more adventourous than what she is. But we all have our own individual sexual urges & dislikes, so we can still improvise with other sexual acts instead.

 

Yes, some ask jokingly & don't know if they will get an honest answer or a in another way - not by showing it to them but showing it's size in my description earlier or how ever they want to,

 

Sorry mate, I call bullshit. No woman I have ever known has asked that. And if they did, I certainly wouldn't be such a loser as to hold up some fingers that would tell them I'd measured the damn thing against my hand.

 

You made me laugh today calgirl. I appreciate it tons. Thanks.

 

the only context i can think of is guy acting like an ass and girl saying "god, how small is your dick?"

or nzmale's strange fantasies.

 

And the girl won't believe him whatever he says. In either case.

 

I never understood the obsession with the size of your penis. Use it and stop analyzing it for Pete's sake.