anyone actualy want to stop?

Anyone here actually want to stop masturbating?
(if you actually do: www.stopmast.com)

PS. I probably don't want to stop.

 

Hell no!

 

Why, in the name of Venus, would anyone wish to cease this rewarding ability to please ourselves beyond measure? Why? Count me as a No! - even for later. No!

 

Heeelll no!

 

lol no!

 

definately not

 

oh my god that site has to be a joke hahahahaha

 

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT EVER use mayonnaise on your sandwich. It will trigger thoughts of other things which you must avoid thinking about. If you are a female, stay away from the hot dogs, carrots, cucumbers and Italian sausage! And girls, NEVER put a candle on the table and light it, pretending you have class. Candles are used for only one purpose and you know what that is!


hahahahahahhaha

 

And girls, NEVER put a candle on the table and light it, pretending you have class. Candles are used for only one purpose and you know what that is!

 

whaaaat?

 

hahahaha i know the sight has to be a joke

 

i've seen a lot longer list but i cant find it. it was written by some very religious american guy, a priest i think.
that man had put so much thought and time in creating such great and Useful material o god

 

well i sure appreciated it...probably for all the wrong reasons hahahaha

 

:d

 

not really. however ive tried to cut down a little. i used to do it 2-4 times a day. last week i went 6 days w/o, and the last 3 days ive done it maybe twice. (havent today)

 

• NEVER touch the private parts of your body except when going to the toilet or when washing them! Your cock-n-balls are teh EVIL! do not touch those nasty things!
• Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company. If the good company seems hesitant to have you along with them, be persistent. Just hang around with them no matter what. They will get use to you sooner or later. Bug your friends! be an annoyence so they never get any lovin, they'l hate you but at least your not touching yourself!
• If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. Stay away from those trying not to masterbate! you may end up having sex with them or worse a circle jerk Gasp!
• When you bathe, never, never, never admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress. Take icy cold showers so you won't want to stay in the shower very long. Dry your private parts VERY VERY QUICKLY, AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present. ALWAYS leave the bathroom door OPEN! RUN AWAY! RUN FAST! RUN FAR! you fat ugly heathen child you!

 

nuh uh!!!

 

hhahaha at that site!! i hope it's a joke.

 

thank god for masturbation.

 

Masturbation:

Free
Easy
Fun
Legal
Needs no extra eqipment

.... and people think about NOT doing this???

The world is a strange place.