Anyone can have...

...a random thought...how about a random ACT...:H


so much more entertaining...


so have YOU done anything ORIGINAL lately? :H


seriously have you?

 

No, I have not.

 

.

 

I just made a marinade that I made up in my head.

 

i found that piece of skin i pulled off the bottom of my foot, i blew it under the couch.


i need a pumice stone. 2 and a half months without one has been not kind to my feet.

 

you made a marinade in your head?

 

okay if you were boogabaah i'd be impressed...

from you big deal...


(she's a veggie)

 

LoL... no, I made it in my head and then for real.

 

i made a turket and cheese melt on a george foreman

 

go put mustard on a hamburger and eat it and then talk to me...

 

on my GARDENBURGERS i like mustard sometimes.. or vegannaise or peanutbutter

 

i generally tend to just quit after the head part...


i'm a lazy ass...


i do want a hamburger though for some reason...


with mustard on it...

 

didn't you know mustard is made from little baby musts with no fathers!?!?!


how dare you...

 

Which one? The original or one of his many sons?

 

yeah what a nut case...


you do know one of them will eventually kill him right???


it's inevitable...


my money is on george three...

 

listen little man.. don't be talking to me about fatherless kids.. i'll poke your damn eye out

 

on the: George Foreman GF20G Combo Grill/Griddle

 

That's the son that he almost didn't claim. Because it was a robot.

 

yeah whatever i think i hear amy calling...:H


sshhh...

 

nope.. she's all doped up with pain killers