hm. i let myself get to know someone well enough for me to love them. that was fascinating. never again.
i spent hundreds, probably over a thousand dollars calling arizona long distance to talk to this neurotic little goth boy i was so fuckin crazy over, even though he wouldn't even tell me where i stood with him. something like a year of guessing games, and then he drops me like a hot rock. bastard. there's no fuckin' way i'm calling anyone in hawaii.
I was on vacation when I was like 15 and there was a hot guy there he was 18. I wanted to impress him so badly, I convinced my cousin to follow him with me. He went horseback riding one afternoon so naturally I signed up. Well they gave us our horses and lined us up and he was right behind me. When it was my turn to get on the horse I was determined to look cool and not have to use the stool. So I put my foot in the stir-up thingy (I was about 5'3 at the time) and my foot felt like it was over my head...but I just grabbed onto the saddle and swung my self up with full force. Turns out the saddle wasn't on very tight...it started to go over the side of the horse and I fell backwards and through the fence...giving myself a mild concusion. I made a lasting impression I'm sure...it just wasn't a good one
i dont' know that i did anything crazy but i'm the type that loves to give gifts. whenever i'd be out i'd always look for things that i can buy or make for him. i'd save money to buy bigger things i knew he'd like. He always said he was out of money so he couldn't really pay for anything like meals, movies, other means of entertainment yet he'd always have a burger in his hand when i saw him or he would have just purchased a new video game or dvd or whatever else.....i never really said anything cuz well.......i loved him and i hated confronatation so i just let it go. 3 weeks before we broke up for Valentines Day I bought him some speakers for his car and in return he bought me a $5 wallet(which was thoughtful but i guess i felt jipped)......bleh....learned my lesson the hard way i guess you could say....and since then i'm very leery about men.
I rode the train to Jamaica, Queens to visit my then girlfriend dressed in a genuine Santa Claus suit and delivered her Christmas presents. Mother of god did that beard itch...
I wrote "Miljana, i love you this much" all over the football stadium. I don't love her anymore, but it's still there.
I have done lots of crazy things for my Mr. Nut. One time I dressed up really sexy with thigh highs, heels, garter belt, the works and put my Santa hat on and took a picture. I sent it to him at work. Just to put me in his thoughts. Another time I went to the adult store an bought us some gifts and a nice piece of lingerie for me to wear. Whenever he looked in the bag his face looked like this Maybe these aren't too crazy however the time we had sure was fun.
you realize, rob, that if sharon reads this, you're going to have to come up with a real doozy to top it!
Hey, don't I know it. Maybe I should take a que from Peanuts and do it again, only wearing thigh highs and a garter belt. Oooh yeah... I'm damn smooth.... :H
I don't know about your lil' lady but I don't think you wearing the thigh highs and garter belt will have the same effect. Maybe the Santa hat with nothing else on but a bow could do the trick. Save the the other for your lady, better yet you could buy her some sexy lingerie and leave the Santa hat for her to wear with it. There is so much fun to be had.
"anyone done anything crazy for love" Just about everything I've done in my life has been base on love.
Hooray for Peanuts! You just saved me a long grueling holiday season of shaving my legs. Hmm... the Santa hat with nothing else on sounds interesting, but I fear I'd have the urge to say things like, "Wanna see me shake like a bowl full of jelly?" Atleast with the lingerie for her, it gives me the opportunity to say, "Lemme just check you twice, here." Suave, no?