Anyone else have this problem?

So, yeah. My typewriter changes into a very large, talking bug. It's telling me to kill my wife and have gay sex. What should I do?

 

Be more original.

 

Read the book, it's better.

 

Maybe you should buy a friendlier type writer.

 

You might enjoy the movie "Naked Lunch", based on the book by William Burroughs. All these elements feature in the story line, which is complex and develops in a tightly controlled way. A bug exterminator in New York, Bill Lee, becomes addicted to the poison he uses, and the hallucinations lead him to strange happenings in Algeria, and then Interzone. I suspect you've just finished watching it.

What you should really do is kill your typewriter/bug, marry your gay lover, and send me your wife (send photo first). Especially if she likes shovelling snow...

 

go jump off a bridge ?

 

get rid of the typewriter and buy a laptop.