anyone know any welly chicks

whom are single.......






being single sucks arse.
and boy do i have an offer that nobody can refuse. i shall wipe away that singleness (standard singleness test criteria apply).

30 day money back garentee, if i don't totally freek you out, you can ring my mum and get her to pick me up for no cost.

bahahaha oh well back to my relaxing

Doug

 

HaHa mate thats awesome lol best thing I read on here lol, now that's random for ya. On the topic of finding people anyone know anyone in Palmerston north looking for a flat like ASAP as in Yesterday we really need a flatmate

 

lol, doug, you should print that out and stick it around vic.

and sympathy daniel. flat hunting is bitch. Espcially when the land lords are such greedy fucktards.

 

man i wish i could put it up at vic.

all i want is a nice brainy science chick or somthing like that.

but being an industrial designer, all i get is boozer loozer chicks who think the world revolves around being assholes and boozing. (the boozing is not so bad but the asshole stuff is not good)

someone who is not afraid of achievment, not afraid to challenge themselves.


bah this world is so dumb, why didn't i do science just to get the chicks LOL.



but alas, i cann't put up these around vic, because i have many friends at vic who would mock the shit out of me

Doug

 

"why didn't I do science just to get the chicks" - lol, now there's an odd sentence...

The asshole thing you can't really look past - but the boozing you could- i think you'll find a HEAP of girls go like to go out on the piss to unwind, but who are also very (academically) ambitious and intelligent. In fact, most of the girls I know fit that description perfectly.

 

yeah i know about the boozing.

but when someone life revolves 100% around the "next party" or "last weeks party" its pretty sad.

i like someone to have a hobby, someone who has passion, someone with somthing to talk randomly about for hours (so i can smile and nod).

aaaaaaa thinks of the good times.

introduce me to all your friends

Doug

 

lol, yeah, they actually are in welly at the mo, but oly for one more night, so hop to it!

I do agree with you about the fact that it's so refreshing talking to someone who actually passionate about something - that said though, I've had some great drunken rants with randoms. They are always so hillarious to look back on the next day.

 

well i think drunken rants are wicked too.

you know i think i talked a lot the other night about how i couldn't feel my face LOL. pretty good drunken rants.

but hey it would be cool to go through life drunken, coz then everyone you meet is the perfect partner


not dissing the drunkeness, just celebrating the awsomeness.



Bah i have a job i can't go out tonight :'(

by job i mean i got my "dream job" as a concept artist for a tv series that will be hitting screens in 2006 most likely LOL. it is the hardest work i have done in my life. but with the possibility of earning a thousand per week (for NOT 40 hour weeks) its not bad.

Bah my life is like a pot full of the tasiest stew you have ever smelt, pity you can't eat it all.

anyway when i finish this pot of stew, i shall then have room for some desert and try find a GF (he he he he)

job (10+ hours per week), patent (who knows how long per week), university (80 hours per week), operation on monday.....

OMG i am a machine HA HA HA

sad, sad machine, but oh well.



Overwhelmed Doug

 

hey that's awesome. Go you. Had holy crap you have a lot of school work. I am getting stressed because i have a 14 hour week, the longest of my short uni career.

Drunken ranting - i was talking to this rando last night who was trying to convince me he was a fundamentalist muslim and that all women should be at home and not out showing flesh... it was a very strange way to introduce yourself

 

HA HA HA HA


yeah i could introduce myself.

"hi i am a psycho killer that likes to date people then eat them with beans and sour cream with a few cornchips on the side."

some people need to take marketing courses before going dating i think LOL.

Doug

 

no shit doug Ill go out 4 a drink with you, Im a single welly chick! email me jagger_gal@hotmail.com


*we'll keep the rest of you updated. on the nz forum whanau dating excitment zone*


lol but seriously I will, u seem like a classic.

 

lol, g.

and doug - omg, aha, have you seen American Psycho? that's kind of likte that i suppose - man that's a hysterically funny movie: bateman running down the corridor with the chainsaw and those white, white running shoes was the shit.

 

Yay a date (although i must warn you i am "boring guy mach 2" LOL)

you still gonna be in welly in like a month or so?


and frozen na never seen american psycho, but i did see gummo and that u=is crazy.

Doug

 

*finishes humming 'sitting in a tree'*
teehee, i astound myself with my mature, intellectual wit.
anyway - you HAVE to see American Psycho. It's one of th funniest movies ever, perhaps THE funniest. Oh, it's just magical.

 

whew i just got fired from my dream job.

ha ha ha good job, wrong time in my life.

oh well

Doug

 

Awww! Internet romance is sweet in a disturbing way!

Kinda like Salad Fingers... ...once you watch Salad Fingers your soul is dead. It feels awful!

Only watch these if you are prepared to never sleep comfortably again - how COULD they do this to a Boards of Canada song!!! *sob*

SALAD FINGERS - EPs One - Four
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/39
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/40
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/41
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/42

 

yeah i had seen salad fingers 1-2 previously man they were awsome, i loved that stuff.....in a distrubing way.

the 3rd and 4th were a bit cheesy

Doug

 

OH CUTE.

And Doug, if you and Glorya don't work out (and I expect BOTH of you to keep me updated here in lonely israel), I'll be back in Wellington in three and a half months. WOOHOO.

 

hahahahahha omg Boring Guy, you best NOT be anything like him coz you know what happened 2 him .

nah, lol yeah Im not free for ages, Doug, gonna be poor for like ages but Ill tell you when I can go out 4 a drink. if anything it is garunteed to be a crack up!!

hope I will be better alternative to doing homework some night in the future anyway.

 

whoooa whoooooa steady on girl.

now you gotta work up to being better than homework you know. i mean its a pretty hard feat to beat, and if you do then you are pretty damn amazing.

oh and if i remember what happened to boring guy it sounded pretty damn exciting (for the weekend at least LOL, untill he returned to racing office chairs with fire extinguishers)

man that guy was awsome, i envy his total awsomeness LOL.

LOL tamsyn, you better come back from that isreal some time.

we gotta have a big wellington Awsomeness thing some time. when dirty southislander sophie gets back from stomping in dirty south island mud puddles.

Doug