jingle bells jingle bells time to come off the shelves silver bells and tiny elves oh what a wonderful world silly boys and silly girls and candy canes of red-white swirls here it is and here it comes milk mustaches and cookie crumbs ebonezer, that old geezer could never stop this holy pleaser baby jesus, born of hay commercialism, that's the way that's the spirit, cha-ching, cha-ching in they come, out they go be the first to have the glow green flowing cash and rosy red cheeks secure the presents from tiny-eyed peaks stockings and wreaths stamp out other beliefs sorry george, sorry abe the gift of life's been given away it's no miracle it's no disaster it's not historical just paper and plastic what's the next line? oh, "it's all fantastic" ride the waves of green cash flow blood-stained earth of cherry-red snow so come down baby jesus if you wish to believe us it's not that you're beneath us you just don't complete us you don't bring us presents via twilight journey no tickle-me elmos, no bert, no ernie you died for our sins, but on another holiday so forgive our indulgence this is our new holy way -rdw 12/4/05
i am blown away! i love it. especially: "ride the waves of green cash flow blood-stained earth of cherry-red snow so come down baby jesus if you wish to believe us it's not that you're beneath us you just don't complete us you don't bring us presents via twilight journey no tickle-me elmos, no bert, no ernie you died for our sins, but on another holiday so forgive our indulgence this is our new holy way." whoa, gives me chills. the willies. etc.
