applications for a sister, now accepting

i've often wondered if things would have turned out different (better?) for me if i had a sister or sisters, instead of being raised with 3 brothers. if you think you'd make a good sister for me fill out the below application.

1. whats your nickname for me?
2. are you an older or younger sister?
3. would you be nice or mean to me?
4. can we trade clothing sometimes?
5. would you love me unconditionally?
6. would you agree that mother is/was a bitch?
7. wanna go to the mall and look at boys?
8. can i tell you anything and you won't beat me up?
9. tell me about you and why we'd make good sisters.

 

1. Boogz or Boogie
2. Younger
3. Nice, I've always wanted a big sister!
4. SURE!
5. I already do!
6. Sure thing. If you'll agree that she should act her age more often
7. I want nothing more!
8. I'm a terrible fighter. Weak as hell.
9. I only have one brother and 3 boy cousins. I was the only girl in my generation of my family and I always wanted a sister.

 

1. whats your nickname for me?
Missy, and I can be Little Missy.

2. are you an older or younger sister?
younger I think.

3. would you be nice or mean to me?
usually nice, but too saccharine all the time would get dull, no?

4. can we trade clothing sometimes?
definitely!!!!!!!!!!!

5. would you love me unconditionally?
yes indeedy.

6. would you agree that mother is/was a bitch?
yeh, don't like her but gotta love her.

7. wanna go to the mall and look at boys?
let's do it.

8. can I tell you anything and you won't beat me up?
probably.

9. tell me about you and why we'd make good sisters.
I have three little brothers and am in desperate need of a sister as well. I'm also a fan of giving gifts for no real reason and having fun with no real occasion.

 

1. whats your nickname for me? The Boogiemonster
2. are you an older or younger sister? younger
3. would you be nice or mean to me? nice
4. can we trade clothing sometimes? probably, we're around the same height I think
5. would you love me unconditionally? hmm... I think so but probably best not to test it.
6. would you agree that mother is/was a bitch? mine isn't so you can join our family.
7. wanna go to the mall and look at boys? haha.. with you, yes.
8. can i tell you anything and you won't beat me up? don't worry, I couldn't beat up an inanimate object without losing.
9. tell me about you and why we'd make good sisters. I'm awesome.

 

both sound good! sucks not having any sisters, huh?

 

sure does.
I've always wanted one, for certain.

 

Both?
What about mine?!!

I don't actually mind not having a sister, I have my twin brother and he's pretty cool most of the time..

 

1. I don't do nicknames
2. younger
3. I always try to be nice.
4. Do we really have to ? My current sister ALWAYS takes my clothes and it kinda gets annoying. But if you insist....
5. Yes
6. Do not talk like that about Mother !!!!!
7. Nah, that is so provincial. But we can go the ZOO and look at animals. I always enjoy that.
8. Sure
9. I already have a sister and she's pretty satisfied with me. I got experience.

 

Bestiality, huh?
I can't blame ya.

 

cus you posted while i was replying... nothing wrong with yours

 

that might be a better idea.. boys are just trouble..

see this is why i NEED a sister!

 

Mmhmm ! I am always the serious, reasonable one, so I think we'd make a good team. Cause of the balance, you know.....

 

yeah.. i know i sometimes need someone to kick me in the ass and say " NO!"

 

I wanna go to the zoo, too! Please please please pleeeeeaaaaase?

 

yeah and we'll feed the monkeys bananananas.

 

1) the boogeyman
2) duh, twins!
3) i'll be nice to your face, but talk mad shit behind your back.
4) i'm already wearing your panties; i guess if you need to borrow a blouse i could be convinced.
5) unless you cut my hair off in my sleep.
6) of course; i'm a daddy's girl. :Angel_anim:
7) screw looking; let's go touch. :reddevil:
8) i might tickle you to death...
9) no PMS.

 

and i will call you sissybear and put curlers in you hair and put make-up on you to make you the prettiest girl i know!

 

*jumps up and down and squeals with joy*

 

1. Maggot/Turd/Gutterslut/Fucktard
2. Older, bigger, stronger and better
3. Mean. I would make your life hell
4. No, we can not trade clothes but I can steal your clothes
5. There is no love in my heart
6. I am a bitch as well so I really can't judge
7. I like girls and tractors
8. It doesn't matter whether you do or don't, I will still beat you up
9. It is integral at a young age to learn that life is unfair. Consider me as your teacher.

 

1. whats your nickname for me? it would have to come to me.
2. are you an older or younger sister? younger since your older than me, but i still cant shake the older sis syndrome....
3. would you be nice or mean to me? both
4. can we trade clothing sometimes? all the time!
5. would you love me unconditionally? of course
6. would you agree that mother is/was a bitch? my mom is awesome...
7. wanna go to the mall and look at boys? only if its dumpster diving and watching out for cops (if its illegal there)
8. can i tell you anything and you won't beat me up? sure....
9. tell me about you and why we'd make good sisters. Well, I am the oldest of two sisters, no brothers, so all i know is sisters.