April Foolz Day Prank

HEY EVERYONE! I have 2 ideas for april foolz dae pranx that ima play on my ma and pa.
1. Roll up joints w/ peppermint and smoke em (smells jus like weed) on the couch in the family room jus with no hesitation and actin like its jus completely normal.
2. Cook food for them laced with weed. (note that i cook for the family alot, being a vegan i hafta cook my own food, and they often partake in eating it if it looks appealing- i may cook up some weed w/ olive oil and put it on bread or maybe do those p.b. firecracker thangs)

Which do u guys think would work out best- i think they may flip about the laced food but it would just be SOOOO priceless. (they claim to have never smoked weed b4, so it would be their hypothetical "first time" which is always fun!)

 

i think whichever you do you will just get bitch slapped and told to get the fuck out of theire house

 

Crazy bastard

 

please don't poision your family.
it's bad luck.

 

smoking the joint on the couch would be hilarious.
my mom would laugh so hard if i did that

 

I'm sorry but the fake joint thing is probably the worst idea i've ever heard.

 

if you kno they wont kill you, then lace theyre food. way to pay tribute to ranger

 

are you still going to say APRIL FOOLS after they eat the laced food or just keep it to yourself? but out of those 2 i think cooking it with their food would be funniest to watch...you should get it on video tape.

 

roll a fat blunt out of a cigar and half way through put a german bomb/bear scare in the middle

blow your moms jaw off

 

Don't lace their food, they could have an absolutely paranoid and horrific 8 hours; it's could end up being more cruel than you intend.

 

do them both!

 

This is what i would do if i were you.

I would roll up a fat blunt and really smoke it in the livingroom. If your parents notice the smell(99% they will notice) then simply yell "APRIL FOOLS, its just peppermint " Then your parents say hahah very funny or something then walk away. Now you have the chillest place to smoke w/o reason for paranoia.

 

If I remember his posts on the subject correctly, that would be a bad way to pay tribute to Ranger.

 

Yeah I think that tampering with someone's food is a federal offense and punishable by 8 years in prison or something...

 

I actually laughed out loud when I read that.

I agree.

The fake joint sounds kind of funny though.

 

i was just kidding

 

yeah getting them stoned for that long and them not knowing whats going on could really turn into a bad situation.. example: they might call the ambulance.. and then u will go to jail and then be nasty nates bitch and get your fruit cocktail taken away, and then the squirl master comes out of left field and saves you.. maybe

 

i dont understand how peppermint smells anything like weed.