Are you a scraper or a pumper? (Guys and their cocks only)

I just read a fascinating article about two different types of penis, with two different strategies of winning the semen competition.

1. First there is the "pumper" cock: it has a normal head, but it is thick with a bigger girth at the base of the dong > this cock gives females pleasure by pulling the labia up and down, thus stimulating the clit > pleasure means the girl's womb opens up and gladly waits till your semen arrives; pumper cocks make the womb "suck in" semen

2. Then there is type 2: a rather thin cock, but with a mushroom head > this cock does not give females that much pleasure because it doesn't stimulate the labia and the clit, but it has a secret weapon > with its mushroom head, it scrapes away any enemy semen in the vagina; so it effectively cleans out the tunnel first, so that it can shoot its semen into a clean vagina; this increases his chances of making the chick pregnant

So both cocks use entirely different strategies to impregnate wombs (pleasure versus cleaning up); all in all, both have almost the same success rate (with the pleasure cock scoring a bit higher).

(There are other cocks out there too, but the pumper and the scraper are the most common).

The question is simple: what kind of a cock do you have? A pumper or a scraper? (There's a statistic in the article that shows the distribution of both types of cocks - I only want to see if it's correct, by polling it here!)

 

...i think i have both...

what are the othe types?

 

A pumper, according to my wife!!

 

I heard this theory about the gland being used to remove another mans semen and it just comes off as total nonsense to me, sorry.
I just look at all the animals around the planet and including the cats in my alley and there is just not this gangbanging thing in nature.
Like some cavewoman was sitting about and after one guy splooges in her another jumps here and 'pulls out' the semen to get his in there.
Not even buying that whatsoever.
The 'scraper' penis theory could almost 'work' if it had a dramatic circumcision and hence didnt move back and forth in its shaft.
Even here Im giving this wacky notion way too much thought.

 

ok sorry, i am a female.... sorry to tell you john, you are not really right. i get more pleasure w a mushroom head.....
i mean, ddo you have a vagina/clit/labia etc? so how do you know how it feels, excep for what you have read?
i cant enjoy it if the base is too fat... sorry thats just me.... so please, reality is maybe not that simple.... dont generalise too much!...

 

this thread is dee de dee

 

the penis doesnt matter..its the foreplay thats important !!!!

 

Hmm,the base of my cock is not really thicker than any other place on the shaft & I definitely don't have a mushroom head. I've never heard of either one of these descriptions so I'll just describe it & maybe you can tell me what I am,lol....

8" uncut cock,pretty thick shaft,shaved & trimmed. Not a mushroom head,but it's just slightly thicker than the shaft.

 

The mushroom head gives more stimulation to the G-spot. Schlong, as usual, you're wrong. And since I can't think of a derogatory rhyme for schlong, you're an idiot too.

 

Who is this directed towards?

 

Sure that's true, but as a sexuologist I can assure you that clitoral orgasms have an effect on the contractions of the womb's peri-lateral muscles, which increases the chances of semen entering en masse. G-spot contractions don't. I'm sure they're pleasurable too, but they have no real function when it comes to the fertilization competition.

 

why only two different types of penis!!!!!!? i think every guy has his own penis and you can't just say you are type no1 and you are type no 2. pathetic.

 

...I bet you watch Sex With Sue...

 

Hahaha, who doesn't. lol

 

I love the Sex with Sue show.....

 

I'm having to agree with ElProximo & erzebet... shape has virtually no evolutionary function (circumcision being a very recent invention chronologically speaking), and as for pleasure, shape has far less to do with anything than seducing the brain into believing it's ready for an orgasm.

 

You are so right.

What a ridiculous thread.

 

In fairness to the original poster... this was one of those wacky 'sexpert' factoid newsy items that was run on some programmes or in some 'maxim magazine' type blurbs.
I recall hearing it 2 or 3 times before.

So, they didnt just make it up for here.

But honestly, the amount of just plain outrageous 'sexpert' and 'studies' being thrown around between 'Cosmo' and those 'Sex Documentary' TV shows is horrifying.
"A recent study suggests that Lesbians have longer index fingers"
Next thing you know its posted and reported everywhere.

Anyways, the member here is sincerely just reporting something that was 'put out there'.
But yeah.. it makes no sense on so many levels including the 'reality level'.

 

My boyfriend has a combination of both, a thick shaft and a large head. I guess I got the best of both worlds!

Peace and love

 

Common thinking is that a glans larger than the shaft allows for contact of the coronal ridge at the back of the glans with the vaginal walls, enhancing the pleasure for both male and female. At least that is what i have been told, being what is called here a "scraper". If the shaft is thicker than the head, it is like a big sausage plunging in. Cutted