are you racist?

Ewww.

 

See u got out of bed the right side again today Piaf: )

Anyway , Mamak, I'm the "labradoodle" of the human/human-alien world.
I'm only 3/8 British.And half E Eur.Which means I have all the good characteristics and none of the horrible ones of both sides.

However , it means I'm ineligible for Crufts : (

Anyway , there are worse places to be born in than England.Can anyone here think where I'm thinking?

 

"Can anyone here think"

Asking a lot of us arn't you?

 

No.

 

Odon , well I was thinking , given that democracy is a good thing , we could have a vote on what the most horrible nationality is?
I mean democracy cant be racist, because its good.
George Bush said so.

Piaf , its actually a competition.
Anwers on a postcard- know the thing?

 

No.

 

I sense love in the air...

 

Haha I'd like to read that one for myself...any help finding it appreciated.
(meaning, please go find where he said that. I'm too lazy today).
I'd say being born in England is quite bad actually, we have a lot of baggage.

 

Mystic - I sense someone wants to bash me on the head with a hammer
: (

Piaf- Ok must be an English thing.The postcard drawn at random gets a special prize.
...or a relative of the organizer wins.

 

so, you're white, right?

 

It happens, I get that too from people.. You get use to it after a while...

 

fucking racist

; )

Actually I'm brindle pattern

Mystic - they say love and hate are closely related...
But I'm allergic to sharp objects unfortunately

 

lol.

 

Perhaps it's cause we are from England, bunch of haters...

okay I lied, I am actually from Mars...

 

If I erase a chalk board, am I an eracist?

 

Yeah some people pretend they hate us , jealous of our *claarrrse* and sophistication.

Actually I'm from Venus , planet of lovin..
Was going to say that I'm going to Ur anus
(But I decided not to...being English and oh so cultured ofcourse)

___________
Mariecstacy
I hope its not a *black*board.
We can do without *that* sort of discrimination round here...; )

 

really, we just want you people to brush better. learn to cook.

 

Englanders (did I use the correct term..?) can't cook..? Interesting...

The accent is nice though, better than my robotic accent...

 

it's terrible.

 

What is, their cooking or their accent...? or both..?