ARggggghhhhhaaaahahhhahh

i just want to scream

 

for a good reason I hope.

 

*gives you an ice cream bar*

 

That's it let it all out....scream like a crazy person and they just took your jello away.

 

friends *sigh
thanks for the ice cream
i think i'll be better after another drink
alcoholism solves all my problems

 

that is, until kidney failure

 

you can always get a new kidney

 

yeah kidneys..i know, i'll just go straight to the rock instead

 

yeah, just look for someone passed out in a bathtub full of ice!

 

I like yelling at my booze before I drink it. Makes it taste sweeter.

 

hmm i should try that sometime, sometime like now

 

i don't yell at it...but i do a stare down

 

i just drink my booze, maybe i should be more personable with it..

 

you really should...makes the whole drinking experience SOOOOOOO much better

 

Well I really don't yell untill about 14 drinks in or so.

I mostly cut off before then, but when I don't, it's sweet.

 

i can't even try and string together words to show how funny i find this ^
mental images are wonderful

 

people wonder why i like rocky so much....

its so that when i'm 15 beers in....i can go back to rocky and i'll be able to keep on drinking, i'll win the battle - the beer is going down

 

that's it, show it who's boss.

 

massholes do love the booze..i bet your fave show is cheers! lmao!