army recruiter

yah so now that i am old enoughf to join the army this dude has been calling my house and tring to talk to me but every time i have somehow not been home or sleeping its crazy my mom has talked to him like 5 times and each time i gotten out of talking to him not that im tring but it has just not gone down yet i think im gunna try to see how long i can go without having this dude try nd get me to sign my life away to the goverment anyone got a suggestion on what to do should i just tell him to fuck off of keep this up?

 

They called me a bunch, just ignore them.

 

u talked to them

 

As soon as he says who he is just say, "No," and hang up.

 

tell him, "AAAHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING THROUGH MY MIND!!!" and hang up. he'll never call again
or move to canada.

 

Yeah just say you have plans.

They still called me a few times but I would just ignore it, one time we gave the phone to my little sister, shes 8 years old.

 

i dare ya to sing alices restaurant to him..

 

I double dare ya to bring a frined. Who knows?
They might even think your gay :tongue:

 

this guy from the marines called and asked me what i was going to do with my life... i told him im not interested in the military, "sorry dude" slipped out accidentally.. he got all pissed off about me calling him a dude and hung up on me. thats some serious self discipline right there.

but yeah im at the top of the list for the draft now

 

I just told em I never made a good killer and that I wasn't interested in selling my soul to any government and the dude hung up...

Ill see ya when the draft hits Jack xD

 

I got called from the recruiter and I told him YES YES YES. haha I was playing a joke on his ass. I told him I worked at finish line and he went up there on some saturday when I told him I would be working. He called the next day and was like "Hey nobody there says you've ever worked here". I was like oo man you probably went to the wrong one, go to this one. So the next weekend he went to the other finish line and he never called me back because he finally woke up.

 

They call me all the time to see what im doing after high school and to see if i want to join but i tell them heck no because i wouldnt last a day and now i just ignore there calls.

 

i should tell them i do loads of acid and im afraid ill have a flash back and kill someone

 

just tell them you are too high to talk right now, please call back when you come down (which should be 3-5 days, cuz that was some good shit)

 

To much work - just give em a little kiss

 

haha

 

Yeah, I wouldn't sell my soul to do the Governments dirty work. Maybe ill fight for something worth fighting for some day.

 

he called again but i wasnt home i have the best luck!

 

Don't worry about it foo, just tell his ass to stop calling you.