As I get older

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bird_migration, Aug 11, 2009.

  1. bird_migration

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    As I get older I am losing my ability to get an erection.

    What do you lose when you get older?
     
  2. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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  3. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    My car keys. Third time this week.
     
  4. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    the innocence of my previously fragile mind.
     
  5. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Maybe you should remove the guy who's face is currently stuck to your crotch, that might help.
     
  6. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    maybe it should be removed for him... by a mod
     
  7. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    my head :willy_nilly: :p

    :party:
     
  8. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Freedom of sexual expression is not frowned upon by hippies.
     
  9. bird_migration

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    Thank you, Redy.
     
  10. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Freedom of most other forms of speech however, are.
     
  11. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Iv'e Lost My Patience With Fools...:mad:.

    Not People Who Make Genuine Mistakes (we all do that)...:).

    But With Bloody, Stupid, Fools...:mad:.



    Cheers Glen.
     
  12. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    but you can see the outline of dude's erect junk and the outline of the urrethra. If that dosen't violate the porn guideline then thats crazy.
     
  13. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Correct.

    Only if you look really closely.:rolleyes:
     
  14. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I've lost my doors of perception :hat:
     
  15. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I've lost my........................:confused:
     
  16. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Keyboard?
     
  17. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    No. :confused:
     
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  19. olhippie54

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    Now I remember!!! I've lost my erection. Has anyone seen it?!
     
  20. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    Simplicity.

    Edit: Bird, how old are you?
     
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