Ask A Black Dude

I'm not black, but I will be happy to answer any black-related questions you have.

So ask away.

 

Is yer penis really the size of a horse's?

 

I can't answer that directly, but I will say this: Have you ever made a horse blush?

 

Why do you always have to say "ax" and "teef" instead of ask and teeth, as well as many other retarded made up words and insults to the English language!???!! haha

 

Believe it or not, but ebonics is actually a dialect of Cockney. I hope this answers your question.

 

Fuck the English!

 

Do you really like big butts? And you can't lie.

 

I can't lie? Well, fine, I'll tell you the truth: The butt thing is an inside joke amongst us blacks. We are actually all eunuchs, except for a group of nomadic breeders who stay in one place for 17 years, and then move on to the next. Not to be confused with cicadas.

 

Is James Dean REALLY turning in his steel-toed grave?

 

What the fuck does this have to do with ni- I mean, black people?!

 

you'll find out once you answer the damn question

 

Then no, moron. It's a poetic metaphor.

 

whats a metaphor

 

:H ...

 

If you're calling me racist, you're an evil-doer and a terrorist.

 

MAN am i geekin out on this thred its so funny

 

how much you wanna bet I can kick your "non-black" ass?

 

Hey, TenCent's got transgendered-kung-fu powers.

 

Idn 5$

 

all the money I have on Miss Fontella.