attacked by cephalopods

AGAIN! Always bloody happens this time of night!

 

Bastards

Don't worry - the ocelots will save us!

 

Fuckin belly-crawlers.

 

Hooray for the ocelots! Gotta love 'em

 

you'd have no need for any of this with a marmoset

 

But what about Dr Pepper?

I think if Dr Pepper was human it would be a superhero

 

Yeah Marmoset still beats cephalopod, but what about the WELK!

 

Dr Pepper to the rescue

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Pepper!

 

Mornington Crescent

 

You've played this before!

I call...

Shenanigans!

 

Jesus shitting christ! Here come the crustaceans!

 

Hmmm sounds like a job for narwhal

 

Or possibley if it's a particularly terrifying case it may merit a beluga:

 

Argh! It's a two-pronged lobster / hamster attack!

 

Not when I have...


GOAT

 

Very little beats a moose

 

The problem with mooses is that they get distracted by water.....apparently they can almost be domesticated but if you pass a pond whilest out with your moose and cart, the moose will pay a visit to the pond with you and the cart........so I think the moose will have trouble with the lobster attack........

 

T-t-t-t-t-that isn't even a real Moose! It's a painting! Don't try your MI6 psy-ops techniques here, mister!


Shit! ISOPOD!