Attention hot stoner girls

I'm available (probably more available than any other guy you've ever met ) and willing to fuck. Hit me up via PM and we'll work something out.

I'm especially looking at you, Veroness. Part of me hopes you don't read this so you don't think I'm a disgusting pig. But another part of me (one part, really...) is incapable of doing anything but running my mouth and hoping for the best.

 

On a serious note, how do you talk to girls?

 

Ahhh my young padawan, much to learn, you still have.

 

you should have said something in the chat you dick

 

Maybe, maybe not.

 

your sig, i be likin it

 

how old are you 12? you talk to em like you talk to anyone else, but for you id say actually listen and try to respond/interact intelligently....

 

that sort of attitude isn't very helpful, i didn't respond to your ayahuasca thread with 'what are you 12, dont you know how to use google you fuckin tard?'

if only people like you could live a day in my head. *sigh*

 

It all depends on the kind of chick you want to talk to.

 

ya i was just fucking with you. I wouldnt care if someone fucked with me, but you know... honestly I dont even engage girls I wait for them to come up to me or talk to me so who am I really to give advice....

 

i suppose i'm a little touchy after staying up all night because of add meds, and the percs are starting to wear off. :cheers2:

 

You're putting the pussy up on a pedal stool.

 

i realize that you young guys are in a different generation...back in my day we would start with hello and slowly work up to ''wanna fuck''...your way seems like a great time saver..mind if i use it...

 

The only advice I really have is try to be funny.

Girls always like the funny guy... Well only if your saying things that re actually funny.


And you can't make stupid jokes. Make smart ones, I'm always trying to get people to laugh and when it's a hot chick who's laughing it's even cooler.

 

you cant put the fucking pussy on a pedestal... lol.
But I just dont really care/no motivation

 

Women like confidence and humour and manners and chivalry but they don't like pussy boys who they can walk all over. They like men, not boys. Be yourself, treat them with respect, erase this, yo bitch suck my dick mentality, you wouldn't say that to your mother. Don't judge all girls by looks either, get to know their personalities and try and connect with them, share common interests. Also, some girls aren't gonna like weed and although i love weed, women are better. So, chin up, be happym enjoy life because you're not gonna get with someone if you're moping around, being depressed because they can sense that. They'll wanna be with you if your happy and posititive and confident in youself. Get out there, off the net, talk to them face to face, not on facebook or texting. Get out of the bedroom and go to the mall or where ever and just go talk to some women! The only fear is fear itself. Visualize the success, then make it happen.

 

haha, this thread reminds me of my friend who used to always post bullitens on myspace that said "IF YOUR A SLUT AND LIKE TO FUCK GET AT ME"

it actually worked like twice.

 

you're definitely on the right path

 

Be an asshole. Girls usually go for the assholes

 

I never figured out how to approach girls.
And now I have 2 kids. Go figure!