I'm not sure which thread its best to post this in so I'm going to post it here. I was on www.omegle.com today talking to a random stranger in China who I tried to convince I was an American scientist from 2013 trapped in the year 1955. It was epic. I'm posting it here for all those interest... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi Stranger: f? You: Oh thank God someone's there! You: I need some help! Stranger: why? Stranger: what matter You: Listen, I know this is going to sound weird but I've been toying with the theory of quantum spacial distortion...right? You: And I was working on my latest project at the universty, the hadron collider. Stranger: you ........ You: As I turned it on for the first time, there was a bright flash and I swear I felt my entire body coming apart atom-by-atom... You: Next thing I know, I come to consciousness in the year 1955! You: Somehow, my laptop retained an anchored connect back in 2013, allowing me to communicate after some modifications and signal boosting. Stranger: e Stranger: can i help you ? You: Yes! Contact RIT in Rochester, NY and tell them about my issue! The collider should still be functional and I'm going to need their help in getting the hell out of here. You: I can't do shit from back here. Stranger: how to Contact RIT in Rochester, NY ? You: I don't know the number. I was programmed into my phone that I'd left in my office 58 years from now. You: It should be in the yellow pages for the state. Stranger: gambade? You: I don't follow. Stranger: so ? Stranger: but i am a chinese Stranger: what can i do You: Excellent, in 2013 where I originated, the United States and China had conglomerated into one super power country, blending the cultures and bringing world peace. You: Ok, I need you to get on the Internet and look up the college...RIT in Rochester....there should be a means of getting their phone number from the site. Stranger: why you can not ask for help from others? You: I was lucky to reach you! You: Do you know how difficult it is to boost a wireless signal through a temporal wormhole with 1950's technology?! You: SOMEHOW I got this to run, if only temporarily. You: Right now, YOU are my only link to the future. You: My only hope of getting home. You: I just want to see my little girl again.... Stranger: how can i believe you You: Please, you MUST. I don't know if I'll get another shot at this. Stranger: can you give me a evidence? You: Evidence?! Like what? Stranger: proof You: You want a picture of me shaking President Eisenhower's hand?! You: I need something to work with! Stranger: what means ? Stranger: you know i cannot speak english well Stranger: if the United States and China had conglomerated into one super power country then youcan speak chinese Stranger: so you are cheat? You: I need to know what kind of evidence. I'm short on time and low on hope! I just want to see my daughter again and if I'm stuck here, she won't be born for another 40 years. You: No, we conglomerated in the year 2012. I was born long before the conglomeration. You: Newer generations, yes. They will speak fluently in both languages, if not a blending of both. Stranger: so you cannot give me something ? You: I need to know what to give you You: As evidence Stranger: to believe you? Stranger: yes .. Stranger: evidence is enough Stranger: hey You: I don't know what kind of evidence you want You: This is kind of my first time being stuck in a different time period and I don't know how to handle it. You: I'm kind of freaking out right now. Stranger: only if you can provide you come from future You: Ok, ask me a question, ask me anything. Stranger: What is the point where science and technology You: From what? Which year am I speaking with? Stranger: yes You: What year is it where you are? Stranger: 2009 You: It won't be too much different, minor advances in consumer technology. The primary advances will be in military technology and space travel. You: When I came I from, the US/China Alliance was on the verge of the first moon settlement. You: At this rate, I may never get to see it. Stranger: But the moon has long been a human You: I don't understand. You: We've been to the moon. Stranger: If I do not save you, what will you? You: But we will finally get a permanent research settlement. Stranger: If I do not save you, what will you? You: I will have to find a way to start a new life here, which will be difficult with no proof of identity considering I'm not born for another 20 years. Stranger: Nothing to prove you are a person of that time? Stranger: Why you can use this software to link with the world? You: I was working with my MacBook when the collider was initiated and it arrived with me in 1955. Using what passes as technology back here, I have managed to boost my signal to transmit through the temporarl anomaly left by the collider's energy signature. You: It's a weak connection and it may only be temporary. You: That's why I'm not sure I'll get a second chance at communication. Stranger: But so far you have not provided credible evidence of you I can not help but wonder You: But I don't know what kind of proof to give. You: I'm so scared right now..... Stranger: Where you are now Location You: I'm in a town called Saratoga Springs, New York. You: I was afraid to stay in the city for fear of attracting attention. Stranger: 1955 is the peace What is a good fear And you look at this situation fairly stable network connection You: Only because I don't navigate the Internet. This webpage was still running when I opened my laptop. If I try to navigate to a website, the connection will crash. You: 1955 may be a peaceful time, but what do you think these people would do to me if I tried to explain my story. You: They'd lock me up. Stranger: When you are into this ... the world You: I don't understand. Stranger: When you get to that world Stranger: Your laptop should be no power of You: I've rigged a power source for it. You: That part wasn Stranger: Unlimited energy? You: That part wasn't difficult. You: It's no unlimited. You: I've rigged a power supply so I can plug it into an outlet. You: I left my power supply in 2013. Stranger: But I read that the company did not provide time and space services You: It didn't! It wasn't supposed to do that! You: The hadron collider was supposed to create a new efficient energy source. You: We never expected this reaction. You: I'm not supposed to be here! You: I want to go home! Stranger: Let your happy-go-lucky You: I have a daughter and I may never see her again! Stranger: But that can only become the memories you have to be overcome You: You're going to leave me here aren't you...? Stranger: I believe like you a lot of time and space if the human victims, then there is the future You: You going to leave me back here?! Stranger: China is now in the night I am trapped You: I'm not asking you to open a damn wormhole for me! I just need to get word to my colleagues.... Stranger: I have no way connected to your colleagues You: What time is it in China when you are? You: And what day of the week? Stranger: Even if the link to colleagues in the world will not believe what you said Stranger: NOW IS 3.50 You: I will give you information about me that only I would know. You: In 2009, I was a research assistant for RIT. You: You may even be able to find ME in 2009. Stranger: However, if the technology is now found you can not save them You: I have to trust that they will find a solution. It's my only hope. Stranger: Do not you know that you took office telephone company? Stranger: Even if they believe that you do you think they will spend heavily on a person to save? You: If you can find the dean of the applied sciences division, he is my best hope. His name is Fred Walker. You: I can ony hope. Stranger: Your hope is in fact invalid and you should understand this Stranger: hey? You: Oh shit...my connection is weakening....the temporaly gap must be closing... Stranger: I think the Americans is still a silly jokes You: I don't have long.... You: Fred Walker....RIT...Rochester, New York...PLEASE Stranger: Like movie scenes ... You: Tell him Dirk Diggler from Applied Sciences needs his help. When he questions the validity of your claim, tell him I know about the rose tattoo on his left ass cheek with the name CHERIE printed beneath it. You: It's a well-kept secret and it may be enough to grab his attention....few people know of his little embarrassment. You: What is your name, friend...? Stranger: ph Stranger: i am tired Stranger: you are too... Stranger: so may i go now? You: If you don't help me, I will fly to China on the day your born to punch your mom in the tit for leaving me back here. Stranger: Liar you really do .. Stranger: In 1955 my mother was born not You: I will punch her so hard her tit will become an concave. You: When YOU'RE born...remember, back here I have all the time in the world. You: I will just wait. You: And when the time comes, BAM right in the boob. Stranger: I will not be too difficult words translated Stranger: good bye
