Baby News

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by indescribability, Sep 19, 2007.

  1. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    Just thought I'd stop in and let you guys know I found out I'm having a boy.....huge relief as I didn't want any girls..... and yesterday at about 5am I picked the name Victour Lynn Nila.

    We've been to two doctors appointments. He's doing fine, staying healthy, and picking up weight. All that good stuff. He's due to be born January 4, 2008. Hopefully he comes a few days early though because Pappa needs a new pair of shoes..... that he'd like to buy with his increased tax check, if you catch my drift. ;)

    How are all of you doing?
     
  2. freeinalaska

    freeinalaska Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Congrats, but why are you so opposed to having girls?
     
  3. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    I've seen the latest generation of teenage girls, and quite frankly I'd be a very disliked parent because no daughter of mine is fucking running around in a fucking backless shirt and a mini skirt at age 12. Nor is she going on dates with guys that remind me of me at that age and shit like that. Fuck that. Too much work and worry involved.
     
  4. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i've got two girls. *sigh* thankfully dave is even more a hardass than i am.
     
  5. freeinalaska

    freeinalaska Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I have two teenage daughters and they are pretty cool. My sons have givin me more grief than the girls.
    So it's OK for sons to act like their fathers did as teenagers as long as they are chasing someone elses daughters?
     
  6. lode

    lode Banned

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    Let's pray he looks like the mother.
     
  7. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Congratulations man:D
     
  8. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    aren't you afraid you're gonna pass on the homosexual gene?
    you're so lucky yo have the wicked jess, my evil twin there as the mother
    the kid stands a decent chance with her as the mama
     
  9. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    gonna be one hell of a good looking kid. (sorry guys, i have to step away from the jocular indy bashing, he's just too hot.)
     
  10. ItzJessI3itch

    ItzJessI3itch Banned

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    hahaha @ passing on the homosexual gene, hopefully my egg was able to doge the defective sperm. :D Does this mean your going to be a long lost Aunt then?

    Indeed it is going to be a good looking kid... I mean he's hot... but come on now, I top him times 8. Lucky kid. :D
     
  11. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Not really. Take your girl to get a pap when she is really young and tell her that is what sex feels like.

    I still won't have anything to do with guys. hahaha (But I later made a vow not to have sex until marraige)

    The funniest part was that I met a girl today that said her mother did the same thing to her and she is still a virgin too.

    Yep going through that humiliation and pain will keep a girls legs closed if she thinks that's what sex is like.
     
  12. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    good god. i'd rather just teach them about being safe and getting them on the pill. i adore sex. i'd probably be a serial killer without it. i'd be a psycho perched on a rooftop across from an adult bookstore shooting people coming out and screaming "JESUS CAN SEE YOU!!!"
     
  13. ItzJessI3itch

    ItzJessI3itch Banned

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    Or they could have sex with Adam just one good time... they won't do it again for years... HAHAHA.

    If I thought that's what it was all about I definately wouldn't have ever had sex... Man I hate those things, seems like the creepiest doctors ever do them. [​IMG]
     
  14. ItzJessI3itch

    ItzJessI3itch Banned

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    hahaha... I feel about like that when I haven't had it for a while. Craziness.
     
  15. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i'd start bombing lingerie stores in my confused, repressed rage...
     
  16. ItzJessI3itch

    ItzJessI3itch Banned

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    I'm sorry :(

    If you need help let me know, I try to be there for people in need. ;)
     
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    you're a good friend, a quality lady...
     
  18. ItzJessI3itch

    ItzJessI3itch Banned

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    I try. :lol:
     
  19. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    of course i'll be a long lost aunt!! :D
    a total crazy one at that! :D
    i'll give you yeah adam's hot, but he's a douche bag
    you're hot x 8 and a bitch
    which makes you like hot x 1 million
    :D
     
  20. ItzJessI3itch

    ItzJessI3itch Banned

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    SWEET!

    haha... I didn't know being a bitch adds to the hot factor? That alone makes me super hot... HAHA.

    Eh, I need a nap. :(
     

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