Bad Taste

Post jokes that are in "bad taste"

 

Its so awkward when you send a text message to the wrong person. The other day I wrote a message "Hey babe thinking of you makes my cock hard cant wait to sex u up 2nite" and sent it to my 10 year old daughter. Imagine how embarassing it would have been if id sent that to the wrong person.

 

I ate onions and came in her mouth..

 

I burst into a motel I was passing with a woman on my shoulder lastnite "PLEASE IVE JUST FOUND HER ON THE STREET UNCONSCIOUS I THINK SHE TOOK AN OVERDOSE OF DRUGS""Should I call an ambulance?" the receptionest replied,"NO! I want a room!"

 

It must be hard for a woman to be raped............Otherwise it doesnt go in properly.

 

Whats the differance between a cancer victim and a AIDS victim? You dont get sick after raping a cancer victim.

 

With fat people, life is like a box of chocolates... it doesn't last long.

 

Q: how long does it take a baby in a microwave to explode?

A:i don't know, i was too busy furiously masturbating to hold the stopwatch steady.

 

I will never forget the last words my son said to me before he was viciously beaten to death....."dad....I'm gay"...

 

Peter_Dragon....A Joke In Bad Taste If Ever I

Had The Misfortune To Meet One....



Cheers Glen.

 

Ahahah
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them

 

Heres one 4u Glen......whats the worst part about sex with a 7yr old boy? watching him break down on the witness stand...

 

I just saw a facebook group called "Hi, I'm a bra i touch your girlfriends boobs everyday.....jealous yet?" ....Jokes on them my girlfriend doesnt need a bra yet...

 

After strangulation, which organ in the female body remains warm after death???........My cock!

 

Ew dude that was my line,and it's finally been crossed... Good day! Hahaha

 

When i was 14 my dad caught me drinking "dad, honest its the 1st time" "Thats a lie" he replied "no one ever gets caught doing anything the 1st time!" so later that night i went out and raped someone...

 

I was arrested for having sex with a 15yr old girl. I thought she was a couple of yrs older than that. I suppose that makes two reasons why im a bad father...

 

Could you be living next door to a paedophile???? Not me!! I live nextdoor to two sexy ten yr olds..

 

hey man! Dude! Thats pretty good. You should seriously consider writing and publishing your material.

 

Peter_Dragon, those jokes were hilarious (in a really creepy kind of way), you cheered me up.