"Balls" said the queen

if I had two then i would be king

 

i have balls but i'm not king...

 

I'd settle just for being the queen.

 

if your aunt had balls she would be your uncle. at least that is what my dad has always said.

 

I am king of all, and I have to say I would not be in this position if I had no balls.

 

"Boobs" said the jestor. "If I had two of them I would be more entertaining."

 

dammit, i dont know why i re-read this thread..........i now have the song "we've got big balls" by ac/dc in my head.

 

hahaha... i don't know why i'm the only one who laughed at that, but that was clever.

 

I laughed too, just didn't reply.

 

See, you can not be sure that noone else laughed. That is one of the problems of the online life.

 

You live online, bird?

 

Yes, I virtually do not exist outside it.

 

Is that you in your sig pic?

 

if i were a king, i wouldnt be able to talk here

 

If I were King for just one day, I would give it all away.

I would give it all away to be with you.

ooo.
oooo.
ooooo.
oooooo.

 

No, Bird is a dirty hippie boy, not a pretty girl....

And he lives in an e-cardboard box on the e-streets.

 

The king has two balls, the queen has none, the pawn has three, so who has one?

 

boobs ,, hehe, i think i'll start using that, sounds better than dang. well boobs, where did i leave those keys