Ban the Last Poster (Mongoose Pineapple Bush Series)

banned for eating raw onions and garlic....

 

banned for saying okeydokey every 5 seconds

 

banned for fallin' on the ice....

Hope you fell better....

 

banned for trippin BBAD with yer foot....

 

banned for watching it happen....

 

banned for laughing when I almost split my pants

 

banned for not getting it on video

 

banned for putting little marks on the blank scrabble tiles so you know which ones to pick

 

banned for screamin like a lil girly when you watch lost.....

 

banned for puttin' your feet on the coffee table

 

banned for treating your garbage furniture like its made of gold

 

banned for puttin cars up on blocks and leavin em there for months at a time...

 

banned for not using a moped....

 

banned for drivin his humvee on his newspaper route....

 

banned for not being previously banned by anyone else....

 

banned for banning yourself....

 

banned for banning the unbannable in an unbannable situation....:-0

 

banned for letting the middle of your mustache grow and only trimming the sides

 

Banned for excessive death defying stunts

 

banned for never trimming the ends of your mustache and shaving the middle