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  1. Dude

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    hilarious
     
  2. Dude

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    t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
    BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
    BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
    BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
    BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
    BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
    BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
    BlackAdder> IN FACT
    BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
    BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
    BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
    *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
    *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
    t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
    CRCError> right
    heartless> Right.
    r3v> right


    my favorite
     
  4. SapphireSerenity

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    #5300 +(14351)- [X]

    <tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
    <tatclass> er.
    <tatclass> hi.
    <andy\code> A common typo.
    <tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.


    That one made me smile. :)
     
  6. Arnstein

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    <blazemore> i don't even know who the beatles are
    <blazemore> except for jay leno and that other guy that just died
     
  7. Arnstein

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    NbVb16Mb009: i know have you ever had the weed that smells like christmas trees
    NbVb16Mb009: it is some good shit
    Me: hahahahhahah, you got dicked over. somebody sold you some pine tree branches and told you it was weed
    Me: do you smoke?
    NbVb16Mb009: no dude im a dealer shit it was weed and yea i smoke all the time
    NbVb16Mb009: have you ever made a beer bong
    Me: bull shit, you aren't a dealer
    Me: hahahahah, are you retarded?
    NbVb16Mb009: ok but if you ever want some just talk to me about it
    Me: just so you know, i don't believe you. what kind of weed do you sell?
    NbVb16Mb009: shrooms
     
  8. Eugene

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    <Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
    <Cthon98> ********* see!
    <AzureDiamond> hunter2
    <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
    <Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
    <Cthon98> thats what I see
    <AzureDiamond> oh, really?
    <Cthon98> Absolutely
    <AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
    <AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
    <Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
    <AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
    <Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
    <AzureDiamond> awesome!
    <AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
    <Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
    <AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

    this made me crack up...
     
  9. NoVictimNoCrime

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    hahahahaha oh shit. i read every single one.

    jesus.


    it was so worth it!!
     
  10. Make Mangoes Not War

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    Hahaha! Awesome! People are so stupid :p

    IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
    IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
    IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
    IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
    IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
    IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
    IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
    IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
    IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
    IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
    IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
    IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
    IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
    IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
    IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"


    My fave ^:rolleyes:
     
  11. wonderboy

    wonderboy the secret of your power!

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    lol this is one of the funniest sites i've ever seen!

    the last one is GREAT!
     

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