Bathroom law.

I just made a list, "the 10 commandments of the bathroom", rules for the bathroom I share with my little brother and sister, because they are pigs. And in my old age, i have developed a love affair with cleanliness and organization.

 

There are two bathroom rules I go by:

1) Don't throw up in the sink.
2) Don't shit in the bathtub.

Other than that... everything goes.

 

Please share them Cate, I'm super curious

 

Yes, share them...

 

hahahahahahahahaha oh god

i've broken one of those rules
hhahahahaha


cate, at least you don't have two brothers to share with
take solace in that
ewwwww

 

No jess, my sister is WORSE.

10 Commandments of the Bathroom

• Keep your things neat

• Rinse sink after use

• If it needs to be done, change toilet paper roll

• Doublecheck you don’t leave a new mess behind

• Keep cleaning equipment beneath the sink

• Fold up shower mat after use

• After shower,make sure faucet isn’t dripping

• If needed, take out garbage

• Clean drain after showering

• Take facecloths to laundry room, if basket is full

 

Plenty of people have broken the first one, which is why it's a mandatory rule. People need to learn to throw up in the toilet. The sink cloggs... and then no one wants to clean it up as the vomit sits there for days. Filthy hippies.

A few people have broken the second rule. I have never done so myself.

 

I don't do...any of that, yet my bathroom is still strangely clean.

 

hahaha barf in the sink is terrible. poor bsr.

 

my bathroom is ok...little gross I guess, I don't have super high standards for it though...kind of has this beer and kitty litter vibe in it though...I'll have to write commandments for the cat about keeping her shitter clean...and she can write some for me about not leaving beer cans in the bathtub...then we'll all be happy and clean

 

hahahaha I like that alex. I will probably get yelled at for acting like a 'mom', but its hard moving back and having to share a nasty bathroom. !

 

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be neat, whipe the seat and always wash you hands before exiting the the bathroom.

 

My sister cleans our bathroom.
She also cleans my room.

 

i once got angry at my brother for leaving his underwear in the bathroom and yelled "what if i left mine all over the bathroom?" to which his friend replied "i'd smell them"
i can not look his friend in the eye anymore
so now i don't say shit about bathroom tidiness

 

There is one bathroom rule I go by:
- No rules

 

at work we have these new waterless urinals...they smell awesome...

 

LOL oh god, waterless urinals! danger danger

 

yeah,
when you use them you just smell straight up piss...its REAL fucking special...

 

yeah, I have to stop doing that.

 

Ever since i moved back in with my parents & brother, i have had to enforce some bathroom rules.

see, my brother is 22 years old yet never learned to flush the toilet like a civilized person. i walked upstairs one day and the whole upstairs smelled like piss. so i made his ass clean the bathroom and taped a big sign on the wall saying "FLUSH THE MOTHERFUCKIN TOILET!!!"

men are gross.