Be a king for a day

Which king would you like to be. You can be any king you like, except Midas.

 

Elvis

 

Elvis is not a real king. He was just an entertainer.

Pick another one.

 

Babar

is that a real king, mburu?

 

Simba...


Hahahaha...

 

Don King

 

I'd like to be the Burger King for a day. That guy's trippy.

 

I'm already a king, does that mean I have to NOT be a king for a day?

 

Stephen King

 

If GanjaKing decides not to be the king, then I want to take that role on.
I will be GanjaKing for a day. I will talk about rusty trumbones and celebrate my collection of porn. It will be fun because Ganja cracks me up.LOL

 

I thought you didn't like rusty trombones? you have to be an experienced expert in the field of rimming and stroking before you can talk about them

 

Yeah, but....oh hell, you're right, Ganj.
Perhaps, I should become the "rusty trumbone" student and learn about the topic.LOL.

 

you will go far, young grasshopper. I will show you the ways of sexual instrumentation.

 

I just remembered, from another thread, to also include diarrhea when becoming the great Ganja master.LOL.

 

yes, diarrhea is a huge part of my lifestyle. I am very upset when I don't have the "cheap mexican beer and tequila" shits.

 

My name is GanjaKing, and I enjoy rusty trumbones that involve my own "cheap mexican beer and tequila" shits.
I have an extensive collection of porn, and I look forward to creating my own home movies involving the above forementioned.

How was that? LOL.

 

good, now you just have to actually do it all in real life, and not just talk about it on the forums.

and with that I am off to expand my extensive photography collection.