Been sitting here

Not doing a great deal, waiting for the post man as I'm waiting for a parcel. Then my brain decides to work and tell me its bank holiday so he's not coming. Its only going to get worse.

 

Now I'm sitting here waiting for the rubbish man to come back.

 

do 'rubbish men' often frequent your life ?.

 

Most of them have been really rubbish. In fact worse than rubbish.

 

oh well.. thankfully i am restoring your faith in men i would imagine.

 

I'm not sure. I mean, yes you are ok, but I get very scared of people, mainly men.

 

I was not being serious , i am mad not pompous [much] but thanks anyway...

....'ok' heavens that good. ..

I am sorry you feel some what scared [of 'mainly men'] i dunno what to say really.

 

Its ok, I should remember this is a forum and to keep my mouth shut about personal stuff

 

Well i will tell you about my 11 kids if you like.

 

How did you manage that? Where are they?

 

I have no idea where half [6] of them are .. the rest of them are with there mums in a open prison.

 

'How did i manage it'.... It was difficult i can tell you..

 

Prison? Is that the only place you could get laid?

 

Sperm bank, was my first thought.

 

No.. prisons and mental hospitals.

What a great idea.. hundreds ne thousands of little matthews running around.. the world would be a better place [i am sure].

Are you calling my kids vegetables i.e thick and useless thats not very nice.. true, but not very nice.

 

I guess you don't get to see them very often (would you want to). Such a shame.

 

No i don't ... because there mums would probably inflict great pain on me.. maybe even stop me having any more kids . It is a shame as the oldest [11] is [so i have heard] just learning too talk.
It would have been nice to hear his first words.. oh well, probably he will track me one day [at his mums request].

 

Do they take after you ?

 

What do you mean by that..

 

You know, they're your kids, so are they like you? Little carbon copy Matthews? With your looks, intelligence etc. You describe them so well. With such devotion. They must be like you.