I'm thinking along the lines of marshmallows and funky candles.... any other suggestions? Maybe a little oak tree worship or something?
Isn't that basically what communism is? Well, okay, they're not a cult. But there is a commune right down the street from me that's pretty cultish. They're really friendly people, actually.
I wanna be able to involve aliens. Something with us being the larvae stage and when we move onto the 'adult' stage we become some strange alien thing which then flies up to some heavenly planet where we get our hearts desire. OOH OOH and you can only achieve this higher level of life by going on a 'spiritual journey' where you have to physically build the marshmellow man from ghostbusters out of marshmallows.
"What is strange is that there really is no place where those girls could be." I love this. It was 100 years ago and you expect to find remains..on a mountain..? Sure. I know someone who walked down to the beach one day, she was a virgin too (why this has anything to do with it i don't know) and she had lots of virgin friends. Only one returned, screaming "Victim! victim!" The survivor said she didn't know what happened, but they were just standing there and all of a sudden they were blown backward by a mysterious, wet force . For no real reason, it is of the utmost importance that we find the other virgins. Strangely enough, people have gone back to that beach and there's nowhere they could be hiding..yet their bodies arent there..how mysterious. I could so start a cult. Advertising your own cult..gimme a break. Our marshmallow man could kick your mountains ass :sunglasse I think we should eat the marshmallow man but we should do it quickly because after he's built we're gonna have an angry cult trying to kill us cause it didn't work..
First off the Hare Krishna's suck as a cult. They do real well for a religion, but in my opinion a cult should include the following if they are to be considered for the "Best Cult Ever". 1. Lot's of free Ganja, I mean c'mon, if this aint happnen, then the cult sucks, period. 2. A commune/crash pad in the jungles of East Maui, near Hana. Lots of waterfalls and pools, cool jungle with no poisonous thingees or varmints with big fangs, great ganja growing center, and crystal clear ocean and warm clean beaches. If your cult's in Pittsburgh, it sucks. 3. Cool animals. Whats the use of living in a jungle paradise without a bunch of cool animals? Monkeys, llamas, etc. 4. The religion of the cult would be based on the drug Soma. In ancient India Soma was the center of religious ceremonies. From my study of various anthropologists work on trying to find out what Soma was, it appears to be a combination of Ganja and ephedra, made into a drink, with spices for flavoring. They called it Amrta, and the tradition became known to the Greeks as Ambrosia. It is considered the drink of the Gods. If your cult doesn't have Soma, then it sucks. 5. No meat eaters, or fish eaters, they smell rank, especially the chicks. No garlic or onions, except medicinally, again, they make you smell rank. Nothing sucks more then a living in a cult with a bunch of stinky ass cultists. Asafoetida, which is an herb, or really a sap from a tree, has the same flavor of garlic with a touch of onion, but it doesn't make you stink. It's great for cooking with. 6. All money goes into a trust fund which is then distributed as an allowance to all cult members. If you are rich, but hold out, then no soup for you!! 7. Every year the cult goes travelling somewhere cool. Like India, or Europe and creates new communes and gains more cultists. 8. Monogamy is ridiculed. I mean c'mon, why pretend you don't want some variety? Otherwise your cult sucks. 9. Kids are raised by their mothers, with everyone else being aunts and uncles. It's a group thing, but mothers have to be responsible. Otherwise don't get pregnant. 10. No religious shit. I mean you can do whatever kind of chanting or whatever turns you on, but no over the top religious shit, God don't need your worship, if your cool, then God's cool with that. Otherwise...your cult sucks.
I was in a New-Age/Judeo-Christian Long-Haired Hippie Cult for over a year. It was an experience! Lots of great Canabis, Great Music, Great Parties, Group LSD Trips, 325 Acres of beautiful Pacific Coast forest. About 80 on site family members with an extended former and affiliated family membership numbering well over 500. Lots of kids, because there was lots of hippie sex.
I made a cult about a year ago and 4 teen age girls joined, but we didnt go on a killing spree(I dont harm anything), we just walked around telling everyone we was a cult and I was their leader. We did it mainly just to scare people because I look like Charles Manson.
