Best free thing in the world

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  1. inthelibrary

    inthelibrary Members

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    Free air when your tire is low
    Free napkins when you have dog poop on your shoe
     
  2. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Love, Faith, a stolen kiss.
     
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  3. I'minmyunderwear

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    freebird on a jukebox when you're trying to get a lot of song for your money.
     
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  4. I'minmyunderwear

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    so this must be the version nobody should post in. public service announcement: use the other thread.

    also, you really wipe dog poop off your shoe with a napkin? that's kind of gross, i just wipe it all over the grass.
     
  5. Tyrsonswood

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    The air is free, but they charge to use the compressor...
     
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  6. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Hip Forums threads are free. But that is not to say they are without value.
     
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  7. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    depends on where you are. they didn't used to.

    the freedom of not having to buy gas to ride your bicycle.

    the freedom to see the freedom of feral creatures.

    a nice big flat rock to sit on, and not a patch of pavement in sight, and not the sound of a human voice to be heard.

    the absolutely best and absolutely most free, is the universal wonder of strangness.
     
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  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Exactly around here it's either .75 cents or a dollar
     
  9. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    They are not free, every thread one participates in costs you a little part of your soul ;)
     
  10. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    It's true. It's a leach.
     
  11. Vanilla Gorilla

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    I love it when I pay $200 more for a plane ticket for the exact same model boeing, the exact same service from the flight crew, exact same size seat

    But the inflight entertainment and food is "free"
     
  12. Ged

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    On my last flight the stewardess said to me "With a bit of luck, we go down." That's their philosophy because they take a risk.
     
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    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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  14. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    Sitting with someone you love and people watching together.
     
  15. Ged

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    Toilet functions
     
  16. Aerianne

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    It's free near the Kroger grocery store gas islands.
     
  17. guerillabedlam

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    Some of the good ones already mentioned but Free Wifi
     
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  18. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Free knowledge, information, art, and culture.

    So, libraries...
     
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    Running across a group of vintage modified race cars I watched run in my younger days.

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. I'minmyunderwear

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    it's free at sheetz here. i've seen a few other free compressors in the last few years, but i don't remember where exactly. except the free one at the yacht club, but you're really paying for that with your ridiculous membership dues.
     
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