Best way to get kicked out of the zoo

As we know, the zoo has lots of animals, and lots of opportunities for entertainment.

lots more then just. paying 5$ to get in and look at the animals, but half the fun is getting forcefully removed from the zoo on behalf of mischief.

as a group of potheads browsing forums. I would like you to help me create a list of some creative ways to get kicked out of the zoo.

where aiming for a restraining order on zoo grounds.

go

 

Do an interpretative dance in the lion den
Ride a panda
seduce a monkey
use a rhino's horn as a toothpick
ask where they keep the DMT toads
adamantly insist that the zoo is actually designed to trick people into entering for the amusement of the animals

 

well if you really want the FASTEST way to get a restraining order, I would walk in and take off your clothes and run around and start pissing on all of the animals. that's the FASTEST way, but it kind of requires that you dont have any morals or self respect

 

also, sweet handle op. i was just listening to some bisco

 

Throw your own poop at the monkeys

 

five dollars to get in zoo? thats a great deal!!! run with the giraffes and zebras and swing with the monkeys and play in the lions den that ought to work

 

feed the animals sedatives/stimulants, watch and laugh at results

 

Grope the bears.

 

fall in love:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K87WbQlNL8g"]Goldie Lookin Chain - Monkey Love - YouTube

 

Ask if you can jerk off the zebra

 

pee on a tree and tell them you're marking your territory

 

Lick the glass window

 

Place hacksaws inside the monkey cages.

 

Take some Hula Hoops and play ring toss at the Giraffe exhibit.

 

Jerk off the zebra without asking

 

The zoo in your area must really suck for $5 admission...I think it's like $23 for adult admission to the Toronto zoo so I've gotta assume it's around the same for any other major zoos (bronx, San fran etc.) If I'm spending that kind of money I'm not getting kicked out on purpose but shit happens...

 

Re-Label all the cages.......

 

derail the zoo train..

 

Climb up a tree and do the Tarzan call.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwHWbsvgQUE&feature=player_embedded"]Johnny Weismuller Tarzan Call - YouTube