Better than the real thing

My confession is that I have a pocket pussy. I purchased it at Playtime Boutique. I bang that thing like an old screen door. I take it with me everywhere. I love using it at work. I feel it is the closet thing to sex one could ever get. If I could marry it I would. I strongly suggest every man should try one.

 

lol i find that a lil scary

 

that's hilarious....a pocket pussy....has anyone seen you use it? hahaha

 

can I borrow yours?

 

I think you need to find a girl...

 

lmao thats hallarious, now when I go to the playtime boutique I'm going to laugh...

 

With a pitch like that, you must sell them

 

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umm... what exactly is a pocket pussy? What's it look like? Feel like? And when you jizz, where does it go?

Watch it, pretty soon they'll have a pocket tittie-pussy-anal combo for only $19.99!

 

Dude, you rock. I have a pocket mouth and it's ok, but it's certainly not the real blow job. Let me just confide in you and to everyone that I'm getting a pocket pussy at the Playtime Boutique very soon. If it feels anything like my pocket mouth, I'm gonna rail the hell out of it. Cause you know the woman isn't giving it up like I want her to and so now I need another means of relief.

 

Have you had SEX yet?.........................................with a woman?

 

i prolly wont be able to find a pic but i'll look.
they look like big flashlights but where the lense would be its a silicone pussy, looks like young shaven pussy. i dont know what its like inside or where you shit goes or how it could even feel like the real thing! i mean, the pussy is such a warm, soft, juicy, love hole, plastic could never replace.

 

www.fleshlight.com has somthing similar i belive

 

Well for all who have been wondering, I guess it's time to reply. Yes I have had sex several times, with real woman. Yes my pocket pussy is the closet thing to the real thing. It is made of cyber skin, which was actually created by NASA. It is a nice size that I can lay it down to hammer it. As for where does your load go, inside. It has a hole at the back end, so it can be easily cleaned with anti-bacterial soap. It also has an ass, which also feels like, well, like an ass. And it also comes with the optional vibrator bullet, that you can insert into the ass or pussy while nailing it. It also comes with this incredible lube(designed by Chasey Lain herself) that feels just like a moist pussy, sometimes better than a real one. I hope I answered everyone's questions, if not ask away askers. I do have a question though why is it when a women talks about her vibrator that's ok. But if I talk about my pocket pussy, most people are like ill that's gross?

 

And that flesh light thing, not even close to what I have. It looks just like the middle section of a woman(like Chasey Lain).

 

Dude I agree with you. If women can have vibrators and everyone is ok with that, then us men should have the pleasure of owning a pocket pussy and banging the hell out of it. It's a 2 way street.

 

After five US patents, and over 2 million dollars spent in research and development, the FleshLight was born

2 million dollars...theres got to be a better use for that much money.

 

not for poor people like northen lights i feel for u man!

dont be so scared man go hookup with some bitch and nail her brains out man!

 

i have a pocket pussy from hustler wit the pussy and anal entries, and i would have to agree that its the closest anyone would ever get to a real vagina. Ive had many hours of fun wit it, maybe to much fun. I like to pull out and cum on it instead of the inside...

 

lol thats a classic man!

heheh pullout less cleanup that way eh?