Binary humour

Discussion in 'Computers and The Internet' started by DoktorAtomik, Oct 19, 2004.

  1. DoktorAtomik

    DoktorAtomik Closed For Business

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    Saw this slogan the other day and found it quite funny. Maybe I should shoot myself:

    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't
     
  2. Trotsky311

    Trotsky311 Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    yeah. i've seen that on tshirts.
     
  3. sobriquet

    sobriquet Member

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    Am I a nerd if I laughed at this?
     
  4. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    yes


    but there is nothing wrong with being a nerd

    atleast thats what i continue to tell myself
     
  5. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    I got it, but i don't know how
     
  6. backtothelab

    backtothelab Senior Member

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    I gotta go get laid now, to make up for laughing at that joke.
     
  7. gutshank

    gutshank Member

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    laughing at a joke about binary isnt nerdy, what is nerdy is that i have a binary watch, it displays the time in binary digits 01101010101 etc etc, im a bit of an IT freak
     
  8. MattInVegas

    MattInVegas John Denver Mega-Fan

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    I laughed. And I only know Basic, and a bit of PHP.
     
  9. xaosflux

    xaosflux Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Reminds me of:

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  10. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    I couldn't read binary...and this thread made me curious...so I just taught myself to read binary....Wow....*stamps "dork" on own forehead....

    Holly
     
  11. EllisDTripp

    EllisDTripp Green Secessionist

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    Xaos:

    Nice one!
     
  12. sobriquet

    sobriquet Member

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    Ha ha! Ok, I feel much better about myself now. *points and laughs at you* :)
     
  13. Trotsky311

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    wow. i might have to cry, i got the shirt. had to put it into calc just to make sure,but damn that's sad. dead+1. sigh.
     
  14. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    *points and laughs* Haha! :p I got the first one, but that shirt is too much... :rolleyes: though it is funnier...
     
  15. boringtree

    boringtree Custom User Title

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    forget about it
     
  16. xaosflux

    xaosflux Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Reminds me of this song I know:

    100 Buckets of bits on the bus, 100 buckets of bits;
    You take one down, short it to ground, FF buckets of bits on the bus

    FF Buckets of bits on the bus, FF buckets of bits;.....
     
  17. luvndrumn

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    YOU!! Drop the Ding-Dong and swivel away from the keyboard! Do it NOW and no one gets hurt! :X



    You take one down, short it to ground
    FE buckets of bits on the bus...
    :D
     
  18. CyberFly

    CyberFly Banned

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    Shouldn't that be 57005 ? DOH!!!


    [​IMG]

    Have a cup of Java at the Hex 51966. :cool:
     
  19. xaosflux

    xaosflux Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    No, its right

    DEAD(base8)=57005(base10)
    You are 1 (base anything) person

    SO If only DEAD {57005} people and YOU 1 {1} can read HEX then only DEAE {57006} can read hex.
     
  20. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

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    I got it although I had to read it 11 times before I did.
     

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