Bird is a very good guy.

Be kind to him.

For my sake atleast

 

Everyone, read those wise words and imprint them in your brain

Love, bird.

 

Your going to have to tatoo them in my eyelids, I'm very forgetful.

 

That's a good idea but I will tatoo it on my peter. Therefore i will think of Bird atleast 4-5 times a day.

 

Okay, but I have to use my fist for that.

 

Your the expert big papa.

 

no violence!

but yes, be kind to him.

be kind to everyone actually.

 

I think this kindness will last for another 3........2..........1..........0

OKAY BITE ME AND MY TATTOED PETER, PEOPLE!

 

*kisses you and kisses tattoed peter- make love not war!*

 

Hey dont my eyelids get a kiss?

 

ok, a kiss for them too

 

How about me, can I get a kiss somewhere too?

 

yes angel *takes bird into a seperate room*

 

Score!....

 

Bird! you are soooo bad!

*Spank spank*

 

Nisha and Bird should get a room.

 

No No out in the open should be fine *pulls out video camera*

 

Is that what it feels like to have bird inside you? :H

Sorry bird, it was just really good timing.

 

Aww, you changed it, well I stick by my vauge insult.

 

it feels very nice.

ok juggalo, watch love between two perfect beings!

*takes vegetarian pizza with feta cheese and then puts it into her mouth*

lol.

no no

*takes off cltohing and birds too*