Bird likes to whore himself too

Now, for this time I want you to be mean instead of sucking up.

Love, bird.

 

there is nothing to be mean about though. why would you want people to be mean?

 

especially when so many people here have nice things to say

 

I study anthrophysilogy and I want to learn about the two sides of human kindness and observation; the 'star' side in which people behave according to Steinmann and the 'sun' side in which people act like 'random projectiles' as Morgan Klove taught us.

 

but i would feel extremely bad if i said "i think your ugly"
when acually i dont. then that would mean im lying. and lying has nothnig to do with you studies. does it?

 

No, lying has nothing to do with my studies as such.
You can be honest, but be honest in a different way.

 

well your asking me to be mean... but i can honestly say i dont have anything mean to say to you. and even if i did id say it in a nice way. then that wuld be just being nice.

im not a mean person. if you somehow managed to force me to say something mean to you... id spend weeks feeling bad about it evenif it didnt bother you in the slightest.

 

Birdy is pretty.

Are you gonna try to thicken your dreads up a bit? I think they'd look a tad more badass if they were a tad thicker.

 

how does he do it?
i spent ages trying to discover ways of insulting but not.

 

Insulting?

Nah, Birdy is my homeboy... I would never insult him. (other than beating his ass in chess ... rematch sometime soon Birdy, ehh? ehh? ehh? )

 

not insulting sorry. being mean =]

 

Same thing.

I just honestly think that Birdy would look hotter if he thickened up the dreads.

 

i think so too. i didnt even think they were dreads. also for weeks ive been debating about wether or not i should put a picture up of myself to get opinions about wether or not i should get dreads. i admire him.

 

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

How was that?

 

Very French.

 

you look almost.. sad. missin' someone?

and leave his hair alone.. they'll thicken up with time!

 

i think you have beautiful, clear eyes, bird_migration.

and i am not sucking up.

it's just the first thing that came to mind

 

I like thin dreads, the very thick ones do not do it for me. However, I will try to thicken them a bit, but it is all up to nature really.

 

Ornithological satisfying.

 

Badass.

You let nature do its thing.