Bizarrely funny

I was walking downtown to return a lampshade for my mom, and this guy walks by and says "Nice lampshade." Wierd but bizzarely funny, kind of made my day in a way. People are never nice to people on the street. I think the weather is getting to people's heads


Anywho, have you heard strange comments from people lately. Except you Lynsey, we know about the egg thing and that is the wierdest thing ever.

 

You're in Ann Arbor...of course you're going to get some weird comments like that LOL

I think the stupest thing anyone ever said to me was: "Wow, you're not wearing shoes!" (when I'm walking barefoot in the park)

Damn, I knew I forgot something LOL.

 

He was a nice looking guy, I never hear people speak randomly in the streets here. I must be walking on the wrong block.

 

I notice people talk more when the students go home. I used to never go to A2 in the winter...because the students really kind of make the town suck.

 

Well the students are all still here, infact he looked like a student. He did have a hat on that said Michigan on it Oh well.

 

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

 

Hahaha!!!!! You want to live here! How?!!? They are everywhere.

 

My boyfriend lives there...doesn't mean I want to! LOL

 

Where are you going to live if you get an internship here?

 

Depends when I do my internship...if I do it in the fall, I'll still be living at home because I'll be working, going to school, and doing my internship...all in different towns LOL

 

Damn. Dundee, Ann Arbor, annnnnd Toledo. Your car must hate you.

 

I moved into a new house a few years ago and one day I was out the back and the neighbour popped her head over the fence to introduce herself, so I went and talked to her and she spent like 15 minutes telling me how nice my teeth were!!

 

I always talk to people on the street, and yes, surprisingly enough I'm nice.

 

Pretty much...I'm waiting for the blue beast to take a dump...right on the side of the road.

 

i was waiting for my friend to get out of a petrol station toilet, keen as mustard for my turn.
then this dude ran up and goes "Hey girl! are you going to wee or shit? Coz i just wanna wee, eh"
i was a little taken aback and he used the pause to jump the queue and nip inside the loo ahead of me.


he wasn't very nice...but it was kind of random.

 

I know this probably sounds terribly wrong..... but we used to take our puppies to the park to see how many guys would come and talk to us hahaha... but umm yea we would take them anyways the guys were an added perk.. and one day we sat watching guys play basketball and someone said "nice collar" and I thought he was talking to me but he was talking about my dog hahaha... umm yea.. does that count as a compliment? LOL

 

When my boyfriend and I went to go buy our cell phones last September, we were walking around the place, looking at stuff, waiting our turn, and an old lady asks us to "come here," so we went over there and she asked us if we were newlyweds! It was so completely random, but we told her no, but we were working on getting there and she smiled and said, "You two just look so happy and so good together, like you should be married. You're so cute together, I just thought you had to be. I wish you were my next door neighbors." That was possibly the weirdest, but sweetest thing anybody has ever said to me. It's something when a total stranger can see love right in front of her eyes.

 

SOmone I don't know bought me a luminere (sp?) treatment today...dont know how to take that kinda insulted...but what the hell free non invasive surgery

 

My 4 year old son asked me yesterday if I could grow a beard.

 

Not too long ago, I was at the grocery store (seems like I'm always there, but anyway) this man, I'm guessing he was in his 50's, stops and stares at my twins for a moment. That's nothing unusual, as I get people staring or stopping and asking if they're twins, making comments like "double trouble", or "my God, you must have your hands full" after eyeing them and my oldest son up. So I simply smiled at the man, figuring he'd smile back, but instead he was stone-faced, and then went on a tirade.

He says to me "are those twins?" in a really demanding tone to which I proudly replied "yes, they certainly are!" Then he says "please don't take them to that stupid twins festival in Twinsburg" I looked at him with an amused smile and told him that no, that wasn't my thing and I wouldn't be taking them. Then he says "don't dress them alike, and for God's sakes, let them be individuals" Now I was starting to get a little ticked. First off, I have boy/girl twins. While I at times I dress them similar (like they'll both have on jean overalls and white shirts underneath), they never match, I mean, they're male and female. But I was getting a bit offended by him telling me to let them be individuals. I definitely see them as such, not just as a "unit". They're both totally different little people, and I love that about them!

Then he says "I've got cancer". Well I immediately sombered up, became sympathetic, and told him that I was very sorry to hear that. He says "so am I, damn cancer I've had all of my life having a twin". So here, this man had a twin sibling, and was obviously very unahppy about having been born a twin. At that point, I politely smiled at him and pushed my cart away, but he still kept ranting loudly about twins as he walked off in the other direction. I had only one word come to my mind. Psycho.