I have a random home drug test coming up and I need some form of additive that I can both carry around with me and stash a few more in each bathroom of the house. I'm 20, overweight, don't excercise, smoked every day for the last 4 months, and my mom is convinced that I'm going to pass the test after less than a month of no smoking (I managed to stop for a week and a half, but it was the longest week and a half of my life). If I fail the first one then that's acceptable, but I'm going to need a way to pass the random drug tests every time i visit home from college. The first test my mom gave me was a $30 test (http://www.firstcheckfamily.com/products.php). I think she will go with this same test, or the same brand at least, for the next test. I also have read that water dillution is not suggested for this brand of drug test. It will NOT be sent off to a lab if it comes up with a negative, so I don't mind pushing it to the limits as far as faking the test. As long as the control line and the negative line show up im happy. My best bet right now, as far as I can tell, seems to be stashing tiny bottles of bleach (in containers like visine) in each bathroom, as well as keeping a visine container on me (i wont mistake it for real visine - ive migrated to Rohto drops, and no one else will find the hidden bottles). What kind of bleach do I use? Right now I'm in posession of this: (Better Valu Bleach Summit Fresh Cleans & Deodorizes). I tested the 4-band firstcheck test with water dillution (pissed in cup, added toilet water) and 7 visine-sized drops added and mixed in afterwards, then tested it and i was positive. Did the water dillution mess with the bleaching? As i mentioned earlier, water dillution isnt recommended with that test so I hope that it didn't mess it up. I don't have enough money to be buying test after test (especially being as I just got laid off at work this last week) so i need to buy one and try to do it right after researching it here. So, what kind of bleach? How much per amount of piss, should I dilute using toilet water? (smell and temp aren't a concern... as long as it looks acceptable) Is bleach even known to work or not work on this brand? Thanks for the replies, alexander
I wrote this at 4am this morning after having stayed up since noon yesterday (its now noon and I haven't gone to sleep yet... 24 hours). I was pretty tired and baked when i typed all this out, so please forgive the lack of structure. As funny as my situation is, i still need answers and information to help me from getting kicked out of the house 10 weeks before I move out to start college again. (getting kicked out = no financial aid for school from the parents). On a happier side note, I'm going to the Austin Art Institute to get my bachelor's of science in audio production, so I'm pretty Toked about that. Thanks again! Alexander
I'm in the same situation with you, they sell FirstCheck at Wal-Mart by the way. Dont piss a lot and put in only two drops at most and you should be good. Try it out and let me know how it goes Alex
dude...at 20, jobless, living at home, overweight, inactive and smoking weed everyday...maybe you should reconsider things a bit. sure i've got no right to tell you how to live your life, but it doesn't sound like you're on the track to success, especially if you're asking questions like these. bleach is bleach in case you want to know "what kind to use". they are all the same, some just use different fragrances. my advice would be to lay off the weed for a little while, get another job, find an apartment and move out so that your mom isn't controlling your life (i know, easier said than done but the effort would be worth it). solve the problem at the most fundamental level instead of trying to squeak by one drop of bleach at a time.
Man... I came up with this really long response and then my internet connection went down and I lost it all... fuck this Basically it was a long post about how monster was right and I need to just chill the fuck out on smoking... not even gonna smoke today on 4/20. How long does the saliva test at Kroger's pick up marijuana for? I'm just gonna get a job there again working in that tiny gas station booth for another 2 months. Also gonna hit the gym too and maybe ill be in good enough shape this fall to find some cute musician girls who smoke to chill with and record. Can't wait to go to austin man, just 2 months of this crap left to deal with. On a side note, I ended up going to see Rush last night at the woodlands pavillion and by the time they got on stage I had been up for over 30 hours straight smoking dro and taking (prescribed, and correct dosages =p) my ADD meds. Got kicked out for smoking after the second half started and the guy was a prick but I cooperated. A good amount of the crowd (including myself) had been toking all night, I just got unlucky and singled out. (fucker took my chillum and my gram of some of the dankest stuff I've ever seen... didn't even get to smoke much of it). I was even walking in a straight line and completely coherent and everything. After over 30 fucking hours of being awake and smoking, too... if thats NOT unhealthy then I don't know what is. But boy did I crash when I got home last night at 3:30am. Up for 40 hours by that point, so naturally i didn't want to go to church this morning (i'm actually very anti-religious, so my parents force me to go to church as something of a punishment. to make it bearable I play the guitar or bass for the service on sunday mornings, but they didnt need me this morning) so I slept in (4am to 11am) and when my stepdad got home he started giving me shit about not going this morning (even though I go every freaking sunday) and didn't even care that the only reason I didn't go this morning is because I scored free Rush tickets last night and was a fucking once-in-a-blue-moon event. (im of course very polite to him in person - just needing to rant now) his response to it was "well then maybe we should put a curphew on your saturday nights - I demand that you're in church on sundays"... 10 weeks damnit... I lost track of where I was - its always harder for me to re-type something the second time around, so I'll catch yall later. Happy 420, Alexander
my parents use the firstcheck tests on me too, here's wat you can do as a 'plan B' if they happen to test you and you fail: each of the firstcheck kits comes with a sticker ( has like a barcode and number on it). if your test comes up positive your parents are supposed to keep the sticker, send the piss into the lab, wait like 7 days, then call to find out the more accurate lab results...they can only get the results if they have that ID sticker so if you can get to the test kit before ur parents do, jsut get rid of the ID sticker..OR better yet you could keep the sticker from the test YOU bought to experiment with...and replace the sticker from the one ur parents bought with that. that way they wont be suspicious when their kit has no sticker..they will wait a week, call the lab, and wont be able to match ur sample. most likly they will test you again giving you at least some time to clean out..
piss out half your piss, then fill up cup 1/2 inch of piss, another 1/2 inch warm water or apple juice or something Then put in a drop of bleach good to go
