Bong/Pipe Breaking Stories

Anyone have any stories about one of their pieces breaking?

The funniest time a bong ever broke was when me and my friend were in class but we sat on opposite ends of the room from each other. This was like a year ago by the way.

The room was pretty silent at the time. Then all I heard was a cracking sound and I looked over and my friend was staring at his bag that just tipped over.

He looks in the bag and just yells "Aww Fuck" "God damn piece of shit". I stand up and start yelling "you fucking idiot, I pitched in $20 dollars for that" Then the teacher says "Are you guys insane? Do you hear what your arguing about?"

Then I say "Oh damn, man we can't be talking like this were in school". But my friend who is a big loud idiot just says "I don't give a fuck I just broke the bong". Then I had to tell him to calm down and stop yelling, even though the class was already dying laughing. Me just talking to him like he's an idiot (which he is) was just making them laugh harder.

We both got sent to the office but didn't really get in that much trouble because the teacher was decently cool and didn't say that it was a bong that caused him to yell.

It was a cool bong, and it had the coolest death out of all bongs I've ever known.

 

First I am going to share with you, the story of how I got this bowl. I was probably 15 or 16 at the time and was with 2 of my good buds Jeff and Joel. We were hangin' out downtown, deciding which shop to try and buy pipes from. We didn't have much money at this time since none of us had jobs, so we weren't looking to spend more than $10-20 each. The real headshop would not sell to us, so we hungout outfront for a while and asked people as they walked by. No one would and the people in the store looked like they knew what was up. We moved down the street to another store that sells band merchandise and cheap glass. The guy there also refused to sell to us and we were about to walk out, until this sketchy looking dude came in and started checking out the glass. We asked him to buy us each a bowl and he agreed. The shop owner knew they were for us and said something like "these are for this gentleman, not you, ok?". We agreed, he paid for us and we walked outfront of the store where he handed us each our new bowls. He then went on to ask "say, you boys know where I can get some crystal?". "We told him we didn't. "Good, stay away from that stuff" he said and we parted ways. His eyes were pretty fucked looking but we were happy we had our bowls.

Now, the story of how this bowl broke. I was at a party at my friend's house, at the side of the house smoking a bowl with a few friends, aquaintances and randoms. We had a few rounds until it ends up in the hands of this slut. She takes a hit and then fucking drops it! So there was my first bowl, broken. I wasn't too mad since headshops sold to me at this point, but we now had no piece . She apologized and proceeded to show us her tits (as an apology?). She had salami nipples, both pierced. Needless to say, I was unimpressed.

 

If she had nice tits I would have said it would be worth it. But nobody likes a pair of ugly boobs.

 

erm, I've thrown a bowl off an overpass before. We saw the cops coming from up the road and we knew they'd been called after us. I was holding my friend's cheap glass pipe, and I was like, "Dude, what about your bowl?" He told me to throw it, so I tossed it over the chainlink off the bridge. I'm pretty sure it broke. We got searched but were clean.

 

All I know is that my first bong got broken by drunk people smoking salvia out of it.

 

I've had a pipe fall off a bridge once. The train bridge to be exact. It's a bridge you can go under (well you have to stealthily climb with a high chance of falling toyour death).

It was in my bag and my bag fell to the road below. My school uniform was in there (when I still went to my school that had uniforms) so was my work shirt and nametag from when I worked at mcd's. The pipe and beer were also lost.

 

That is an awesome story, hahah

 

one time i was high as hell in the middle of the night, and dropped my bowl on the ground right in the family room. my dog started barking like nuts, but luckily there was a lightening storm that night so my parents probably thought it was just the thunder and went back to sleep.

I ended up having to sweep all the glass of the floor and run outside in pouring rain and lightening to dump it out in the storm drain. it was a major buzzkill, let me tell you

 

Last Thanksgiving I had a quad of weed I had picked up using birthday money and I was sitting up here on my computer watching Weeds while getting mad ripped smoking my bubbler. My bubbler was my first piece and I liked it a lot. I had put the pipe in my pocket after dumping the water out in the bathroom sink, well I forgot to take it out before I sat down thinking nothing would happen to it since I have nice carpet, nothing hard. Well just to my luck it fell on one of the legs of my computer chair, right on the spot that connected the chamber to the mouthpiece. That was a buzzkill, left me with nothing to smoke out of, left me with resin all over my carpet, and was loud as hell.

 

And you were talking to me when it happened >.<

 

That is the truth, I all of a sudden go FUCKING SHIT.

 

my ex boyfriend had a bowl and i would always take it and use it without telling him. well one night me and my friend were gonna smoke out of it, so we start packing up the bowl and it cracks and the bowl part breaks in. you couldn't tell it was broke unless you looked at it pretty good.
the next day his friend wanted to try this new weed that he got and he asked my ex to use his bowl. the friend was like "dude this pipe is broken". my ex looks at it and sees that its broken and knew immediately that it was me and started yelling at me.

its not really a cool story at all haha but its the only piece i've ever broken.

 

is that what the world has come to?

"OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY I DROPPED YOUR BOWL HERE LET ME SHOW YOU MY TITS!"

that sounds like something out of south park...

 

I can see why he is your ex.

 

My friends call my yard the Netherworld. Over 5 bowls and a couple bong heads were broken back there.

One time me and a couple friends went to North Carolina and on the first night, of course, we had to break in the house. So we got totally annihilated and hung out on the roof deck. We had been taking hits out of the bong throughout the night in the form of, what we call, Widowmakers (we have many takes on the Strike Out from Beerfest. Widowmaker is when you take a bong hit, do a beer bong, or a double, with the smoke still held in, then take another bong hit and blow it out. We also have the Gravedigger, where you take a grav bong hit, beer bong, shotgun hit. Only 3 of us have mastered it) So the bong was sitting on the bench while we were keeping from falling off the roof deck, vomiting, screaming, just being belligerents. Well, my one friends fell back and landed on top of the bong. Luckily only the head and fem broke, but it was done for the rest of the week.

Then another, less exciting time, we were hitting around a table at my friends house and this girl who wasn't the biggest smoker was there. I just bought an ashcatcher for my bong and we were testing him out. After she hit, she kinda shoved the ashcatcher back in at a weird angle, saw it wasn't going in, so forced it in, crushing the female.

 

i was in the city one night and it was me and my friend walking back to his house at about 11pm we had to climb over this huge gate into public gardens and i had my bag and all my shit in it (including my bong) so i start climbing up but at the top my pants got stuck and i went straight down on the concrete on the other side landing on my back, there was a crack and i knew straight away what it was.
Some girls and two gay guys were drinking just in front of the park though and they came over and we ended up hanging out with them for a couple of hours.
One was a pretty slutty girl, one was normal and pretty good looking and there was another sober fat girl who was a total bitch...thought we were crackheads. Anyway my friend took the slutty girl and i got the normal one while the fat girl went and ate cake or something and the two gay guys went to fuck under some bridge

had a look at the bong later but it was only about an inch off the top broken off so i just filed it down, good as new and i got me some action that night so didnt end too badly really.

On friday at my friends party some **** put half a pound of butter in his bong (homemade out of a yard) and he was really fucking angry so he just fucked it off a wall and it cracked, fixed with a bit of electrical tape though

 

that was weird. i read every post and I'm still entertained. More!

 

Well this one isn't interesting by any stretch of the imagination but I guess to entertain ya:

When I was away at college and didn't have weed, one time I grabbed my bong head, scraped the sides, turned it upside down and gave it the lightest little tap. Turned it over and the head detached from the tube. That was the saddest day of my life.

OH WAIT i have another...

I was also at college and my roommate last semester was this real black basketball player who was way against weed (but would ruin his body with alcohol and fuck up my side of the room every weekend). One day I came back from smoking and he thought we had this great 'bond'-like brotherhood. Well he wasn't pleased with my almost daily smoking so he stopped me in the hallway, right outside our door and asked me if I smoked. He had to be the tough popular 'funnny' kid on the floor so he said "you smell like, take off your clothes". I was really ripped so I just put the key in the door to go in. He then grabbed my hoodie off of my back and threw it down the hallway. "PSHHHHHH" the bowl that was in my pocket shattered into a million pieces. I just stood watching as he tore my shirt off over my head in front of the whole floor. I got inside and threw the pieces out and cried. Thats why I transferred.

 

I was running to catch a bus before it left, a few of my friends were infront of me and we were fighting the flow of people (it was a big crowd at the winter x-games)....

I was running and suddenly *CRASH*...

"FUCK"

I grabbed the one piece i could find that had some resin and got on the bus.

Some dude standing there was like "oh no man that sucks"... Yea it does. The other 20 people that were there were like what the fuck!?
My first pipe that a friend gave to me, it was badass too. Writing this makes me miss it .

 

Once me and the ol' lady were doing bongs in the bathtub.
We were smoking out of a large Odyssey double bubble that had no graphics, and since it just came out of the dishwasher, the glass was perfectly transparent.
Well, I whacked it against the side of the tub and the broken shards just disappeared in the water! It's is really creepy being in a tub full of water with invisible glass at the bottom, so we very carefully extricated ourselves.
Fucking 40 dollar bong down the drain.

ZW