Breaking news: George W. Bush Elected Pope!

The almost 120 Cardinals from around the world that gathered to choose a successor in the Vatican's Sistine Chapel were stunned and expressed amazement. Cardinal Mohoney, the Vatican spokesperson, had this to say:

"We in the conclave are all shocked. We cast our votes using these new
electronic voting machines. The results overwhelmingly favored George W. Bush....

 

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dude, why are you posting this on more than 1 forum? It's not even that funny!

 

Breaking news: CyberFly elected "least funny multiple poster"!

 

Who cares, she's hot!

 

:H Republicans have no sense of humor. They just have poopy pants.

 

That means there are two possibilities here - either Revo is a Republican or CyberFly isn't funny. I'm going with the latter.

By the way, what does multiple posting have to do with a sense of humour?

 

smae same....

 

The elected the ex-Nazi as pope and now half the hispanic catholics (Probably the biggest group of catholics) aren't happy. Just because he was in that service doesn't mean that he held all those beliefs.

 

He wasn't a Nazi.

 

Well, I don't care either way.

 

Then don't make false claims.

 

That's right. Techincally Pope Ratzinger was Hitler Youth, but not a Nazi.

http://in.news.yahoo.com/050419/137/2kugm.html

"They show an old photograph of a young man in uniform claiming that was Ratzinger in the Hitler Youth. In reality, the picture showed him in the fatigues of an anti-aircraft gunner."

As one who has been through similarly horrifying experiences, Baroni is outraged by the self-righteousness with which the American media treat this subject.

It was, he said, yet another Nazi crime to assign children to flak positions where they would be killed or maimed by the tens of thousands.

True, Ratzinger was in the Hitler Youth, the paramilitary organization in which membership was compulsory after 1941. Still, he managed to drop out by insisting that it was incompatible with his life in a pre-seminary.

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Prescott Bush, the President's grandfather was not a Nazi either, but traded with the enemy at the time giving the Nazi's supplies.

Get your facts straight, we all know how republicans like to split hairs to justify what they do. Maybe someday you can kill millions of people and claim that you were just following orders.

 

He was FORCED into the Nazi Youth. Every able young person was you stupid moron. And I'm not a Republican, how many times have I stated this? I didn't even vote for Bush, I voted for Kerry. Go back to school, perhaps even your simplistic linear mind can be taught a thing or two, and you can realize there are more than two parties in this country.

 

Seig Hiel Jozak...you Nazi fuck.

You can stick your self rightous personal attacks up your ass.

 

Hey Fly, which do you enjoy more - double posting or ridiculous personal attacks?

 

I thought it was funny, and it did rate 2 pages

 

How am I a Nazi? Do you know what a Nazi is, Cyberfuck? I can't help the fact that you are to stupid to even attempt enaging my statements, you lazy welfare lapdog.

"Awwww, I lost my job, and now I expect the government to find me one, becasue I cannot find one without my high school diploma." The funny thing is I actually voted for Kerry just like you did, but the difference is I am not blindly aligned to the corporations we call the Democrat and Republican parties. But who can blame you, you don't even know what Nazi means. I bet you you think the Democrats are for the working people too, right? People who failed school like you shouldn't be allowed to vote.

I mean how stupid are you? You post Bush pictures to answere my posts when I didn't even vote for him?