Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Naoki_ninja, Aug 1, 2007.

  1. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    how many people think that if Bruce lee was alive, he could totally woop Chuck Norris's ass??? i do!!!
     
  2. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    well, they had that battle at the climax of that film where Bruce Lee worked in the Chinese restaurant. and Bruce Lee won, and ripped out a tuft of Chuck Norris' chest hair.

    but if we're talking about Bruce Lee versus the character Walker, Texas Ranger, a lot of factors come into play. kind of an ill-posed question.
     
  3. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    haha, joey *sticking out tongue*
     
  4. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    ah, come on! people, Bruce Lee is da bomb!!!!
     
  5. *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*

    *°GhOsT°LyRiC°* Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    I would have to go with Chuck Norris. Hes a bad ass.
     
  6. umm...ya

    umm...ya over joyed!

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    Bruce Lee could kick anyones ass. He was the best.
     
  7. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    Thank you! my thoughts exactly.
     
  8. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    I'm gonna have to go with Brock Lesnar.
     
  9. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Chuck Norris is a cockfag.

    It's as simple as that.
     
  10. WWKCD729

    WWKCD729 Member

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    -chuck norris counted to infinity.....twice.
    -how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck norris? the answer...chuck norris.
    -guns don't kill people. chuck norris kills people.
    -chuck norris has two speeds, walk and kill.
    -Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
    -Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
    -There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
    -Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
    -If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
    -Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
    -The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
    ...these are hilarious... www.chucknorrisfacts.com
    CHUCK NORRIS OWNS!!!
     
  11. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    i think not! chuck norris owns nothing!!! Bruce lee would snap chuck's neck while he's eating his steaks!!! lol.
     
  12. *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*

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    i would pay to see them fight for sure. It would be a good one. geeez, i hear the chuck norris jokes all the time!!!
     
  13. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    so do i.
     
  14. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    chuck norris is god
    no one can beat god
     
  15. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    jet li could
    rape chuck norris

    chuck norris would get butt raped by bruce lee
    plus the total gym is freaking annoying as heck
     
  16. Biggen

    Biggen Banned

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    Is there anyone Bruce Lee couldn't beat the ass off of?
     
  17. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    Nope! Bruce Lee is da bomb; as such, he cannot be beaten.
     
  18. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    all white noise...., bruce lee is the best flat out!
     
  19. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    chuck norris is a gay redneck

    he would have been excellent in brokeback mountain
     
  20. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    Bruce Lee whooped Chuck Norris' ass in Way of the Dragon.
     

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