Busted...

This is very long, and i apologize. It is a good story...please read.

Alright, this is the story of me and a friend getting busted the night of july 3rd the other night. We are in the Walmart gas station trying to get a swisher...yeah eyah we get it and i roll up a nice blunt of some pretty damn good shit for around here.

We are smokin on a blunt going down the road...in town highway, dont really know how to explain it. we are in the middle of nowhere on this road cheffin on the very end of the blunt, almost finished. The dude i was with was the one driving. The speed limit on this road is 55 mph. He starts talking about how he can judge how fast your supposed to drive, blah blah, how he doesnt abide by the speed limit. Why does he say this? Idk he thinks he is tought/cool/badass, you know, its whatever. I had told and told him as we were driving that it is the night before the 4th of July and there are tons of cops out an di ieven told him we will probably get pulled over.

He is going 70 mph++ and i hear him say "OH SHIT" as i am takin the last hit of the blunt (no exaggeration). I see those blue lights that make your heart sink. i immediately throw the roach out the window. not only is there a county sherriff pulling us over, there are 2. I say to my friend, "dude im stickin this sack under my balls"....he says "alright dude." I had about an eighth on me. The windows were rolled down just before we pulled to the side of the road, so there is most def some potent pot smoke smell in the vehicle.

The cop comes up to the car with his flashlight, tells us he got us for speeding. Then he proceeds to ask us, "how much weed you guys been smoking?" I say to him, "huh?" Then he says, "dont act stupid, it reeks of pot smoke all the way out where i parked my car." Then he asks, " how long has it been since you guys smoked?" i stick to my denial path and say, "what are you talking about?" my friend then says what i will never understand why..."about an hour ago."

I am sitting right next to this kid and i almost said out loud, "what the fuck is your problem dude!?!?!?!" but i knew that wouldnt be too good. the officer takes him out of the vehicle and gives him a sobriety test. let me tell you so you understand how this test went.... This kid is a true bitch when it comes to getting fucked up on ANYTHING. He fails this test so miserably it was worse than someone joking around. He cant walk the straight line, cant touch his nose, and stand on only one foot...hes fucking stupid. I couldve done this so easily after only 1 blunt.

The officer takes me ou of the car, i put my hands on his car after i empty my pockets. he searches the car. supposedly there are seeds and "crumbs" everywhere. whatever bitch. then he proceeds to search me as i put my hands behind my head. pats me down, then shakes the fuck out of my pants forever. THANK GOD the bag of bud didnt fall out. then i call my rents they come pick me up, im fucked, parentwise...end of story.

all in all in was a really shitty experience and i got off with nothin, because you know...you cant get arrested for being high unless you are driving. i still havent talked to the dude driving...but i assume he is fucked totally. he had at least a speeding ticket, expired tags, under his 90 days, and a DUI. I very much realize im a fucking tard for being involved with this situation.

 

apology not accepted lol jk

 

that sux..i live in the city so that's a no no but when i go home to the country then ill smoke the bitch out...good thing you got off though you should thank the big guy that bag of bud stay'd in place lol

 

what a dumbass

 

yeah im pretty fucking dumb...i couldve prevented it but i am too lazy or something idk

 

Holy shit dude, reading that got my heart racing. I can't imagine how it felt to getting patted down by a cop with an 8th in your pants, and baked none the less!

 

talk about a buzzkill

but i think the point here is that at least you've only got to deal with your parents

 

Lol, why would the driver be the first to admit to smoking pot.

 

So if they had kept on denying it, they would've gotten away with it? I've never had to deal with cops, and hopefully never will. *knocks on wood*

 

I know what he means about judging the speed limit better than what the speed limit is posted as, but I wouldn't take that liberty while pullin on a big ol' blunt. Puffin while driving is about the only time I take the speed limit seriously. I mean, the point is to drive safely; some of us can simply do that without a bunch of arbitrary road rules. Paying so much attention to whether you're conforming to the law, imo, is counterproductive to actual safety. again, this is without a blunt in the driver's seat

 

doubt your boy got a DUI....He might've gotten tagged with a DUID but I know plenty of folks pulled over while the cop knows they are high and doesn't give them a DUID. Depends on your state though

 

saying "what are you talking about" to a cop is not a good idea..
especially when your car reeks of weed.
they're not stupid.

 

i plead the fifth! *knocks on table* i plead the fifth! *knocks on table* i plead the FIZZIFTH!

 

yeah i realized this later. i was pissed when we got pulled over though. damn. i am cutting down on my use, i cant spend anymore of my money for a long time so i am smokin on the very last of that eighth and then im done for a long time. i have wasted to much money on this shit.

 

you sound lots like me when I was busted at age 17, Dome. It was my dumbass friend who got me in trouble, also. I was so angry that I had to get in trouble becuz of his idiocy that I was rude to the cops and yelled at them. I hid the pipe so well in the car when the pigs were rolling up, but my friend kept the sack and told me to just tell them where I hid the pipe. I had hidden it so well they couldn't tell where it was and I had to find it for them. jackasses.

screw buying weed man, just wait until you can grow. that's real freedom!

 

wtf^ i woulda told him to kiss my ass im not tellin them where the pipe is especially when i hid it so good they couldnt find it wow what a dumbass

 

look on the bright side, u dont got a possession so its not like u have to deal with any of the shit that goes along with that, probation, courts, etc. i mean last month i got six more months probation just cause my rehab wont be over till august 7, even though i've done 6 months out of a 6 month program, but since ive missed 4 out of 48 meetings i got a month of additional meetings added. its a bitch, i hate it so much o well live and learn.

 

ever since i got caught i never smoke in a moving vehicle. never. i have one stupid friend who claims that its the safest way but i keep trying to tell him it isnt. some people just have to learn i guess. your luck man you didnt get anything. im guessing your age is right and your a minor. i got 20hr of comm. service.

 

this will be my philosophy from now on also. and yeah my age is right.

 

it's hardly universally true for all. for some people it is safer, just depends on how well they can multitask and how level their heads stay when stoned. Or by "safe" he might mean safe from parents or other straight objectors, not ncsry with regards to law. When you're a minor, there's a much higher chance of your parents catching you than the cops, so i guess he'd rather take his chances on the road rather than deal with parents who are known to look at different personality changes as proper grounds to start their own investigations. it all depends on the case.

when I lived in utah it was typical to smoke and drive; we didn't feel like we had anywhere else to go, with hardly any trees to hide in and a good chance that a gossip in my church would tell my parents if they saw. up here in the pnw the stoners don't seem to ever smoke and drive at all, with so many forest areas in the cities, there's no real need for it.