Buying Greenland

Jim Jones would have made you his leading citizen at Jonestown, Guyana.because it’s clear you love drinking Kool-Aid.

- It's clear you are all in when it comes to Trump.

 

So, you are saying Trump threw a tantrum in the oval office because he couldnt buy Greenland according to an "unamed source" close to him ( in other words a youtuber that has to upload his newest video before his pizza delivery job)

And you say Im the one drinking funky Kool-aid

 

HF doesnt get more whack than this thread

Well except for the ink your barefeet to make them look dirty thread, which I'm still trying to process

 

LOL, its illegal to vote for Mickey Mouse and the entire country has drunk the fucking cool aid. The idiots are ready to kill each other, while the wealthy take bets. Every conservative I've spoken to who acknowledged that everyone voting for whoever advertises the most is a genuine problem, has suggested the solution is to vote the bums out of office. The idea of actually having political parties that represent different interests, such as those of minorities, is anathema to the Three Stooges, as is admitting their votes no longer matter and they need to try something different.

I tell them "You cannot attack what you cannot comprehend", but I'm designing bots academics, Libertarians, and Fundamentalists will love to argue with all day long. Let them eat cake if they insist on getting fat, and offer them whatever flavor of Kool-Aid they prefer. Their population is rapidly declining, precisely because they love their own Kool-Aid and the idea of the Three Stooges ever changing is laughable. Modern technology has a long way to go.

 

If the majority of Greenland wanted to be annexed by the usa, then the Danes (Danish people) nor the Danish government would have a say in the matter Greenland is an independent country in the commonwealth of Denmark if they want out of the commonwealth they can choose to do so, just like Iceland did way back when.

And as for the question of what Denmark is known for... not so much except Bacon, Butter, restaurants, H.C Andersen, Kierkegaard, Tom Kristensen(for those who enjoy motorsports), being one of the us biggest allies when it comes the war on terror, windmills, Niels Bohr, Skype, and discovering america a few hundred years before columbus though they cose to call it vinland and didn't stay there for long.

What is trump known for: saying that the american soldiers took down a lot of ennemy airbases in the independense war in 1776, which is quiet impressive given the fact that the wright brothers didn't invent the airplane until 1903, I admit I'd have loved to see what was on those airbases (kites perhaps) or maybe I am getting the historical facts and it just fake news or better yet fake facts.

 

Reality is for those who watched all the wrong cartoons, while reality TV is proof that reality is stranger than fiction.

 

He said the reason he was cancelling the trip on twitter lol, it's true



The tantrum reported by an unnamed source might not be true, but come on...he cancelled a trip over something not a soul in the world took seriously in the first place, so do you really think it's outside the realm of possibility?

The A in USA now stands for Absurd

 

he is not the first american president to try though.

it's odd how bad they are at doing research though, USA acknowledges Greenland as an independent coutry, you's have thought someone could have told him that.

 

Being a US citizen isnt so bad though
Greenlanders healthcare costs will go up about 5000%
And they'll run the risk of getting shot
And half their country will become obese
And their education system will go to shit
But, think of the freedom they'll be gaining

Maybe I should do the pitch for Trump

 

Okay. Genie appears and offers you two extra years on Earth, but those two years are at the end, you lose Amazon Prime and can only watch movies in Danish.

What do you do?

 

I'd take it...But then again I'm danish so probably not right to answer the question cos I'd understand the movies

 

Yeah I meant the tanty in the oval office from an "unamed source" part

As for the actual sale thing, he's just fucking with you all

 

You have a great country BTW. Really I'm just here for the absurdity of it all.

Or Donny John's epic trolling, which I conceed is one of the few logical explanations for the past three years.

 

That Trump, such a comedian. It never gets old, does it.

 

Thank you and yes the trolling is epic

 

It doesn't matter. Thanks to Denmark, nothing means anything.

 

This one especially

Twitter

Its trolling the world, there is no other explanation

Probably just cancelled Denmark because he wanted to go golfing instead

 

And another Twitter storm this week because Ivanka called her daddy "Daddy" at a fundraiser

Shock horror

Lefty media goes nuts

 

Ugh. If I cant have 2 day shipping what is the point of living?

 

I think it's because he's talked about dating her so many times. Seems a little creepy... to those who don't understand nothing means anything.