Call a doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours...

Help me, doc! I've had a woody for three days! :hysterica


These Levitra/Cialis commercials are so friggin lame.

 

If I had an erection for more than 36 hours.....fuck a doctor I'm calling a hooker!

 

Fuck the doctor then you're calling a hooker?

 

Haha, I was just talking to my stepdad about them the other day.

We figured that they put the call a doctor 4 hour thing in there so that people would buy it... honestly... who doesn't want a 4 hour boner when they're 50?

 

lmao. Well I didn't think about it like that......but I guess it depends on the doctor.....Hey, I might not even need the hooker after all

 

Hmm, interesting concept. That's definitely a possibility.

 

Four hour erections are good things according to the Kama Sutra.

 

4 hours wouldn't be bad...it's the three-day boners I would worry about.

 

what if u were like the hicup girl and got an e rection that lasted 4 months .....i think then that the guiness world record people would have to send notaries to observe and confirm your severe n obtuse firmness

 

Where would you pack it? Guess you'd have to wear the stretchy pants all the time.

 

Oh no that happens on cialis...and it's not fun.

 

It might happen once in a while but most guys realize that it's rude to point.

 

Someone aught to tell that to the evil monkey!

 

the one in the closet?

 

you would be evil too if you were stuck in a closet

 

It is called drug induced priapism and is a serious condition. If not corrected, it can cause blood vesel damage and scarring, which can result in impaired erectile function or impotence, and in rare cases can cause gangrene and then which will require surigical penis removal. Seriously, big fun.

 

my husband's doctor is really hot, so he'd have no trouble calling her.

 

So I guess the new PC word for "Can't Get it Up" is "Erectile Dysfunction".

 

i prefer limp willy syndrome.

 

slack tallywhacker disease?