Can I hug you?

is one of the most pathetic questions a guy could possibly ask a girl.

Discuss.

 

Agreed.

I will say that I've had slightly more success with that line than with my other favorite, "Can I put my dick in you?"

 

there really isnt much room for discussion.

 

boys have cooties.. so you have to make sure it's safe. plus you'll wanna know how many hug partners they have had in the past.

 

When you hug someone, you also hug everyone they've ever hugged!

 

i don't know about that. there's also "can you open this jar for me?"

 

asking for a hug is pretty lame.
asking for a kiss is cute though.

 

I would argue that the guy holding a jar full of dildos at the time would make that question markedly less pathetic.

 

...so hey, Priscilla, wanna make out?

In all seriousness, asking random women in bars for kisses sometimes works.

 

i hug ppl all the time. thats how i say hello. to ppl i know, if i just met someone and i thought that they were creepy and they asked that i would say no, but if we were getting along good, and i felt comfortable, id hug a guy i just met.

 

I get asked for hugs by guys. Today even. What's pathetic about it?

 

its cute

 

anyone want a hug? im not scared

 

Maybe you're especially huggable, Jaitaiyai.

Jesus, it took me like ten minutes to type your name.

 

They should have just hugged you if they wanted to. Why would they feel the need to ask unless they actually wanted something more but hadn't got the balls to ask?

 

it's less pathetic if you're not wearing pants


so red..can i hug you?

 

Shit, you beat me to the pantsless joke.

 

Now that you've admitted to being a guy, I don't see the problem.

 

Because I don't always say yes, besides it's just polite when I don't know the person that well.

haha copy and paste dude.

 

by hug i mean sex