Canadian - American WAR!

Starts right now.....

Having Canada to the north, kinda makes me think it's symbolic for like the lice of America. Bunch annoying pests on top of you that you just can't seem to get rid of unless you just wanna wipe it out and start over.

Take that Canada.

And Terrence and Phillip.

 

Canada must be the reason why I'm so itchy.

 

Let's hope so, otherwise you'll need to have a long talk with Daniel.

But for now, BLAME CANADA!

 

Hey you, leave Canada alone! Or you'll have Scotland tae deal wi'!

 

we'll stomp your asses so much quicker than those faggotry brits.

then we'll fill it up with canadians then you can see how you like it, eh?

 

Yes please, tell me when you're going to Canada assimilate us and I'll go on holiday for a week. I don't want any french though.

 

Look here, Groundskeeper Willie, we'll give you one chance to join the side of righteousness. After that you'll be seen as a Mayonaise hoarding Canadian sympathizer.

You don't want that do ya? :toetap05:

 

..And LOL at the "groundkeeper Willie"

 

Haha I take it your french then...

 

Sort of

 

Well, we know he won't be taking any sides.

 

And you want to TCF to send you to Scotland?

 

you're stuck with french people, you silly scot. and not the cool ones in the bayou, either. CELINE DION. uh huh. i said it.

 

Funny that the only one fighting for Canada, currently, isn't even Canadian!

They don't want it. Just surrender now guys.

 

This is not a war for liberation, this a war for MAPLE SYRUP!

 

Yeah .. and Alanis Morrissette and Avril Lavigne though.

 

both of whom you can keep.

and seriously, the only funny people in canadia migrated south. you know why? because americans have a sense of humor.

 

It wasn't because of the weather then...

 

maybe the weather broke the canadian brain, doesn't matter, though. they still don't know how to laugh.

 

Its "HUMOUR"...geeze...when will you Yanks learn to spell?