Cannabis songs: the good, the bad, and the ugly!

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Good songs... but

The Devil Went Down to Jamaica

the devil went to jamaica
he was lookin' to sell some weed
he was doin' fine
they were standin' in line
it was excellent weed indeed
when he came across a young man
who was likewise peddelin' pot
and the devil slid down the beach to the kid
and said "boy lemme tell you what"
i guess you kinda figured i'm a reefer head of course
and after all this time
i guess that i'm
a connoisseur of sorts
now your stuff smells ok
but this could tranquilize a horse
i'll bet a million in cash
against your stash
coz i think mine's better than yours
the boy said "my name's johnny and you ain't smoked nothin' yet"
one hit of this grass
will kick your ass
you got yourself a bet
johnny roll a ball of hash
and make sure it's the bomb
coz the devil's got the kind of stuff
they smoked in vietnam
you'll get a million smackaroo's
in cash if you cash if you can cook,
but if you can't devil'll get your dope
the devil packed a bong
with a little acapulco gold
and resin flew from his fingertips
as he fired up his bowl
he filled that chamber all the way
and he took a mighty hit
as they passed it back and forth
it gave'em both a coughin' fit
when the bowl was finished johnny said
"hey man that stuff was great"
but fill your lungs with some of this
and prepare to vegetate
cannabis,apeeva,sweet mary jane
the devil's in the back yard fryin' his brain
zig zag filled with a diggity dang
hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank
the devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned
and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that johnny owned.
johnny said "devil just come on back if you ever wanna catch a buzz"
i done told you once you son of a bitch,
mine's the best there ever was
then they
fired up doobies one by one,
ain't gonna stop 'til the bag's done
green as a bullfrog,
sticky as glue
granny do you get high,
yes i do

 

Metallideth, I love that song. Got it memorized! Yeah!

Also, that list needs more Cypress Hill.

 

yeah thats a cool song but it was never a "real song" in the sense that it wasn't released for sale so thats why its not on the list...or is it??? I cant remember!!!

 

Smoking the herb again by incubus

 

I agree completely

 

thats a very short list...

Yukmouth- puffin lah
Ice Cube- smoke some weed
Method Man- 420 (on the 4:21 cd)
40 Cal- weed song (thats the name

and thats just a few

 

Coffee and Pot - Spookie Daly Pride
Toothpick Spliffs - MC Chris
Reefer Man - Cab Calloway
Champagne and Reefer - Muddy Waters

 

brian robbins band... "marijuana"

"Well once upon a time in 1776,
Thomas Jefferson signed his name on a piece of marijuana,
and this document was a symbol of freedom and of liberty,
at least for the rich, white gentry.

As time marched along,
this plant that I refer to has been used for everything,
from medicine to the American flag.
And now it seems to me
that somewhere along the way,
things got messed up, yeah, got a little messed up,
Oh marijuana.
A gift of God to my brothers and to me.
Oh marijuana
Now the government wants to test me when I pee.

Well some say a conspiracy
of the petro-chemical and pulp-paper industries combined
in a crazy plot to kill the competition.
Government hysteria, monopoly, and conflict of interest
with total impunity.

Yeah, so, if you don’t buy the conspiracy,
just think about the reality
that your tax dollars go
to spray poison on the fields of a farmer in South America.
And as an added bonus,
you don’t know who gets to smoke that poison pot.
It could be someone that you even like.

Oh marijuana
a gift of God to my brothers and me
Oh marijuana
now the government wants to test me when I pee.
Oh marijuana
you cant legislate your own morality.
Oh marijuana
the government wants to test me when I...

Reefer madness, chronic blindness,
what is the half-life of bad propaganda?
Hired to promote the status quo,
but what is the shelf life of bad legislation
Policies fail, denied bail,
you made him a demon now pay for his trip to prison.
The hypocrite smirks, it’s a moral disgrace
as he reads from a law that was written
about the same time that he had
his last original thought.

Well they said the man was dying,
and the nausea and the pain left him wasting away
and unable to keep a meal down.
So he tried everything a prescription could obtain
but to no avail.
The side effects were worse than the pain.
So now he breaks the law
to use the one thing that seems to help him out.
And the people say, Oh you’re just getting’ high.
Not to change the subject but,
didn’t you ever wonder why getting’ high’s a crime
in the first place?

Oh marijuana.
Oh marijuana
Oh marijuana
now the government wants to test me when I pee."

 

Yukmouth- Puffin Lah
When I wake up in the morning I'm always puffin, my friend
Before a nigga finished ???? I'm rollin up one again
Stuff ???? again cause I love puffin, my friend
I check the map cause I keep smokin and won't fuck again
So now I hop in the big body Benz, my friend
Bend a corner to the weed spot with ends to spend
Park the Benz, jump out like 'what's up, my friend?'
He plugged me with the chronic buds that make mi platinum teeth grin
Let us begin: why, what, when or where and when
A nigga spend so much cheese on this weed, my friend
Cause I'm a fiend, my friend, a dopefiend, my friend
Plus all around the world smokin weed make friends
From Italy to Japan smokin weed make friends
They don't know my language but understand my weed, my friend
From here to Amsterdam smokin weed make friends
Smoke Afghanistan hashis overseas, my friend
Come again
[ CHORUS: Benzalino ]
Lah lah
Always seen me smokin lah lah
I'm always puffin on lah lah
Always seen me smokin lah lah
I'm always puffin on lah lah
[ VERSE 2: Yukmouth ]
Everywhere a nigga go I'm smokin 'dro, my friend
Mi like to blow and then mi blow until mi need mo' again
And so I go again, go and get the endo, my friend
Hit the liquor store and get the optimols, my friend
Come again, I take a piss test on parole, my friend
That's why mi keep ???? golden seals and blunts pre-rolled, my friend
Cause I can't let the p.o. kknow that I ???? smoke it again
Mi on mi third strike and mi no wanna go to the pen
I tell em mi don't like the drugs, they like me, my friend
Ecstacy, mi even roll up shrooms with weed, my friend
Mi tell em mi don't like the drugs, they like me, my friend
Plus all around the world smokin weed make friends
The bodega man he love me cause I spend, spend, spend
I buy QP's ???? purchase and a twenty-twen-twen
I say the weed man he love me cause I spend big ends
He plugged me up with somethin lovely, made mi platinum teeth grin
Come again
[ CHORUS: Benzalino ]
[ VERSE 3: Yukmouth ]
When mi travel out of town I be on missions, my friend
I don't discriminate on bammer, let me hit it again
Then mi go ask him where he get it and cop my own, my friend
Cause I'm a nigga that smoke zones to the dome, my friend
Come again, let's take it back when I was young, my friends
I used to tell em not to smoke, it make you dumb, my friend
You're gonna flunk ???? smokin blunts, my friend
Now I'm that nigga rollin dutch after dutch, my friend
Check it out, that's how it began, on the bench, my friend
He told me you can hit this, my man, if you just pitch in that 10
And they some fiends, some dopefiends, my friend
They do everything from fry to codeines, my friend
So I'm like, Whoa, just let me buy some trees, my friend
So I can be about my business and let you be, my friend
The principle caught me chokin smokin trees, my friend
He told me: Let me hit that, boy - smokin weed make friends

 

Project Pat (featuring Lord Infamous) from Three Six Mafia
"So High"

You know
I get high like Jamaican
Light your blunts up
Shotguns I'm takin
To the head Dawg
Break down the hydro
Not some regular
It gets you high though
Some of yall
Like to smoke the babbage
It looks like green bud
We like cabbage
Get the razor
Slice down the opti-
Mo my nigga
We bout to party
Smokin weed
To us, it's a hobby
Eyes like chinese
Smoke in my body
Me and my doggs
Gangsta and heavy
Me and tobi
Ridin in the Chevy
With the TV's
Weed, we got plenty
Dope to smoke on
Flashin on twenties

(chorus)
So high
H-A-Y
Slice the blunt
Light green shit
So high

(repeat chorus)

I love dope
Dope loves me
I'm high
Til I D-I-E
With a big bag of bud
And a bag of tootie-toot
I know that you get high too
As I chief
Up on a leaf
A swisher sweet
The B da da da U da da da D uhh
Scarecrow's a cloud of smoke
Always on that thunder
Puffin on the Purple Kush
White Widow marijuana
I stay fukt up
On a daily basis
Maybe the reason
I got all these cases
Ecstasy orange juice
Make me me so horny
Super-pimp coked up
Coked out til the morning
Hydrocodones
Flip stones
And some sniff sniff
Come and let Lord Infamous
Take a whiff



Three Six Mafia has the best weed songs. Listen to them all, especially the old ones.