cannabutter

alright, i made cannabutter, around 3-4 teaspoons of butter and/or margarine and 0.5 or 0.6 grams of ganj, not sure. first microwaved it till it boiled, then boiled it on gas, then shoved it in bread and cheese and made grilled cheese sandwiches. it tasted fuckin horrible, i had to smother the stuff in garlic to cancel out the bud taste. my gramma actually helped me, lol, but only cuaz she thought the green stuff spread on the bread was some oregano and basil
been about 15-20 mins since i finished eating, so about 1/2 an hour since i started. its a very low high right now, making me impatient. taking so long. its going up though...
radio... q107 classic rock... dont know what the song is...
feels really relaxing...
i might update in a while when im flying... if i dont... i'll cya tomorrow

 

its getting better now.... not high enough still.

 

it usually takes me a good 1-2 hours to peak from weed i've eaten. what's great is forgetting that you've eaten a marijuana food, and having the high sneak up on you. be patient, it's worth the wait cause the high lasts much longer.

also, you should try making peanut-butter crackers with the weed. i actually like how those taste.

 

hmm, its been around 3 hours now, it feels like ive been normal for a while, the high crawled up but now its gone and im getting my regular not-high symptoms. i hope i havent made the high go away psychologically lol.

peanut-butter crackers, hmm, i'll try that when i get my next batch of weed.

 

If you get a about a plastic shopping bag of shade leaves and a shit load of butter blend up the leaves and boil it really slow aver gas for 12 hours then strain you get some green butter.

Make up some brownies and use it in the icing they taste great and take about 1-2hr and you’ll be flying for hours.

 

you only used .5 grams and you used a microwave.
nuff said

even .5 would be enough to feel normally but you just HAD to use the microwave didnt you?

 

yes, it didnt affect me too much... it did, but... =\
microwave bad?

 

Well, it's not an efficient way of doing it, that's for sure.

Using .5 grams of pot won't do anything either. I don't know your situation, but I highly suggest spending some money on a decent amount of weed. Buy some not so great weed though, don't use high grade stuff. Then search around for some decent recipes and methods and go nuts. Make a batch of brownies or something. In the end, it's WELL worth the time, effort, and money.

 

unless your family suddenly realises your cooking (which is an unusual thing) and decides that they all want to try your product too...

 

One of my roommates and I are contemplating cooking up a batch of brownies and giving them to his family members when they drive down here and stay for a few days. That would be awesome, haha.

 

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ahh sleep and mj makes me trip, so i know how you feel =^X

 

awesome, yeah, if you've got a family of twits. unfortunately my family arent complete dills. and i dont think they'd take very kindly to being 'drugged'. but maybe your family is different...

 

do you even know how a microwave works? most people dont. but they still trust all their heating needs in it

 

well sooorry mr. microwave. oh let us all praise the microwave man for his wave of micro-genius. oh we are all in the glow of your microwave of knowledge oh great mr. microwave.

 

yes, im radiating my electromagnetic waves through the cosmos, put forth thy burritos to be heated

 

if god can do anything, can he microwave a burrito till its too hot for him to eat?

 

lets pray for him. now if anything will make god happy, its praying for his safety. i bet then hed give us burritos

 

Well, I never said it was for MY family anyways. Read again.

Spend 3 days with these people. I guarantee you will be going insane.

It was a joke though. It's just that you gotta see/be with these people for 3 days to see why giving them some nice homemade brownies would be a great thing

My family though, on the other hand, or at least my parents, would probably love some brownies. That would be a great bonding situation.

 

burritos are good. unless theyre from taco bell. then they're insane