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  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    You can't scare her, she's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.
     
  2. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me.
     
  3. scratcho

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    No,we just needja' ta go in there and hold that spread-gun on them hayseeds while we get the money.
     
  4. ESRUOS ENO

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    So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
     
  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    You know that shit you guys do? You're fucking yourself up man. Fucking acid. Acid; it never leaves your body. It's in your fucking spinal cord forever. Let me tell you something about the nature of chemicals man: You know that dude Napoleon? Yeah. Uh, he was banished to an island when the French got sick of him. That's right. He supposedly died of stomach problems, right? wrong! He was actually poisoned over a long period of time. Murdered by arsenic; a preservative. And you know how?
     
  6. ESRUOS ENO

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    I could go over to your mama's, and light a small fire in her panties!
     
  7. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
     
  8. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.
     
  9. crummyrummy

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    I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK.
     
  10. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    Hey, I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver....
     
  11. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!
     
  12. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    Do you really think you can stop Khomeini? Not if it's funny.
     
  13. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    You know what they say? They say he can't be killed. They say he drinks blood. They say...
     
  14. ESRUOS ENO

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    Well, that explains it then. The A2s always were a bit twitchy. That could never happen now with our behavioral inhibitors. It is impossible for me to harm or by omission of action, allow to be harmed, a human being.
     
  15. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Hey, its KOOL and the GANG!
     
  16. ESRUOS ENO

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    Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.
     
  17. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    I aint hungry.
     
  18. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    Looks like the new lieutenant's too good to eat with the rest of us grunts.
     
  19. Face Eater

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    He says they had no choice... says the NVA killed their old honcho when he said no, and I say all the rice is theirs.
     
  20. ESRUOS ENO

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    Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
     

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