Caught by my parents

I keep getting caught smoking weed inmy parents house. I keep thinking i know what i am doing as i light incense and spray febreeze and light candles but i keep forgetting that doimg thay will make it more obvious

 

just go outside

 

go outside. Also, maybe stop smoking it, start vaping it, and or eating it, I love the 'BudHead' Soda here, with marshmellows, and goldfish snacks are awesome eatings, not to mention the gourmet peanut butter brittle, and other snacks yummy haha, and I think you can be like 14 to get a doctors 'note' haha but I read in the news of some kid in Whittier Cali, who got a doctors rec, though I got mine at 18, so can't say who does what age for sure, but worth sending out a couple of calls.

 

It's pretty simple, smoke outside.

If you must smoke inside, you need a fan, put it in your window on the highest setting it has, put cardboard beside it so there is no windowspace not occupied by fan or cardboard (to seal it so you don't also get an in-current) and tape cardboard to seal ALL air vents into your room. Make sure the draft around your door is moving INTO your room, and don't leave it for quite a while.

And don't use ANYTHING that makes smells, no deoderant, candles, air-freshener, NOTHING.

 

Plug it

 

What also helps, is if you blow the smoke through a screen ahha smoke screen.. anyways just get a toilet paper roll, or a hand napkin roll thing, fill it with laundry fabric softner stuff, and blow the smoke through that, it'll smell fresher, and less smell. Just get a couple of the softners to wrap them around the edges and a handful to put inside the tube, then put a rubber band on each side and it'll hold the outside softners keeping the inside ones inside ha, like a filter for your exhales, but probably use RooRshacks method too, to top it off, nothing like going overboard when your overstoned =]

 

Stop smoking marijuana forever. It'll kill you if you don't.

I'm obviously kidding. Just go outside, or if not, just blow the smoke outside your window. Helps if you're smoking a small bowl or a one hitter rather than a J or a bong. It'll save you a ton of excess smoke from wandering around your room.

 

or just save yourself the trouble and smoke in your backyard

 

Why Not Show Your Parents Some Respect, By Not Smoking In The

Family Home, There Must Be Dozens Of Places A Young Person Like Yourself Can

"Smoke Up" Instead....



Cheers Glen.

 

a non-smoker can smell it a mile away no matter how much shit you spray to try and cover it up


just do like Glen says and show some respect for the people who give you a place to live

 

Ahh yes, sploofs compliment any method, extra protection

For a super-sploof, pack a whole box of wadded dryer sheets into a 20oz soda bottle with vents cut around the bottom.


Also, I forgot to say, make sure the fan points out...... you'd be amazed at the number of idiots who point it IN, blowing the smoky air directly into the house. You always want negative pressure in your room, compared to the house, and it's physically impossible for even the best nose to smell it, unless in makes it back in with another window or they go outside.

 

Funny thing about marijuana , it smells like marijuana ..

Maryanna was this prostitute from Tijuana. She never shaved her pubes, or washed the pussy. It was dry in Mexico and one day her pubes caught fire when she was smoking. When Maryanna's bush caught fire.. and they say ,"que no quieren oler arbusto de marihuana en el fuego, hedor apesta" and to this day Marijuana be cursed..

 

Why not just invite you parents in for a smoke?

 

you lost me what are you talking about here and where did this come from?

 

Yeah im with the guys, this is really disrespectful :\
go outside hon.

 

I agree, just step outside.

But i can't judge, because i smoke inside as well. But if i ever got caught, i surely wouldn't attempt it again.

Anyways, make a sploof for sure like others have suggested. And don't burn incenses or candles, that is extremely obvious... unless of course your family uses incenses or candles regularly, then it's fine. But Febreeze is always the best option, just don't over do it... that is also pretty obvious. Also, obviously have your window open.

But honestly, what i would suggest is, smoke in the bathroom. If you only plan on smoking once a day, do it while you take a shower. Go into the bathroom, lock the door, and stuff a towel in-between the bottom gap in the door, also turn all ceiling fan ventilation things on (what ever they are called, that decrease humidity during a hot shower?) that will help greatly, and if you have a window in your bathroom open that as well. While also using a sploof.

Also, keep the shower running as hot as it can, so the bathroom is all steamy and whatnot. Then once you're done smoking, hop in the shower

By the time you're done, you should be good to go... But try not to be smoking for to long (a waste of water)

 

Oh, and don't smoke joints if you're inside... in case that wasn't obviously as well

Just pack a few one hitters and you're good to go!

 

So he's meant to go outside to the back or front lawn to smoke? Yeah, great idea! I'm sure his parents won't catch him then.

 

simple solution: use common sense when you want to smoke.

 

This calls for a (dun dun dun duuuuun!!!!) ...roady ,but you`d probably get caught by the police if you`re a stupid driver when you`re high. lol.